Title: Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym Reviews, Deals & Photos 2026 - Expedia.co.uk [See all properties](http://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?regionId=&adults=2&children=&sort=RECOMMENDED&useRewards=false&semdtl=&userIntent=&vip=false) Entire apartment # Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym Apartment with a fitness centre, near Greenbelt Shopping Mall ## Photo gallery for Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym ![Pool - Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym (Makati)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/113000000/112870000/112864100/112864038/8235429d.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=598&ra=fit) ![Dining - Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym (Makati)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/113000000/112870000/112864100/112864038/e3caf3b1.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Living area - Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym (Makati)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/113000000/112870000/112864100/112864038/w473h683x264y0-e2fc7f57.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Exterior - Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym (Makati)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/113000000/112870000/112864100/112864038/52635ef6.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Spa - Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym (Makati)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/113000000/112870000/112864100/112864038/8565d94e.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) - Overview - Location - Amenities - Policies Close to Greenbelt Shopping Mall, Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym provides amenities, such as laundry facilities and a gym. Guests can connect to in-room WiFi. ### Entire apartment 1 bedroom1 bathroom ## Popular amenities - Washing machine - Air-conditioning - Gym £73 includes taxes & fees 13 Jan - 14 Jan 2026 ## Add dates for prices Check-in Check-out Travellers ## About this property ### Entire place You'll have the entire apartment to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party. ### Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym About this space 🎪 Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky & Cozy Condo in Makati | Eat, Sleep, Laugh, Dance! 🛋️ Escape the ordinary and step into a vibrant haven in the heart of Makati. This stylish one-bedroom condo is a playful retreat designed for Filipinos, OFWs, globetrotters, and anyone looking for a unique and cozy stay. Whether you’re reuniting with family, working remotely, or exploring the Philippines, this space is all about fun A home with personality, this condo features a plush queen bed for restful night The space 🎪 Witty Weekend Retreat: A Quirky & Cozy Condo in Makati | Eat, Sleep, Laugh, Dance! 🛋️ Looking for a fun and stylish getaway in the heart of Makati? Welcome to Witty Weekend Retreat—a one-of-a-kind one-bedroom condo designed for Filipinos, OFWs, digital nomads, and travelers who want more than just a place to sleep. Whether you’re here for a short stay, a work trip, or an extended vacation, this vibrant home offers the perfect mix of comfort, entertainment, and convenience. ✨ Why Choose This Makati Condo? Forget the typical, uninspired hotel room—this space is bursting with personality! Every corner is designed to make you smile, from the cozy queen-size bed to the lively living area, where you can unwind, dance, or binge-watch your favorite teleseryas on the smart TV. Love to cook? The fully equipped kitchenette lets you whip up delicious meals, whether it’s a quick breakfast or a comforting bowl of sinigang. Step outside, and you’ll find yourself in one of the best locations in Makati, just a stone’s throw away from trendy cafes, karaoke bars, shopping malls like Greenbelt and Glorietta, and must-try Filipino restaurants. Whether you’re looking for nightlife, work-friendly spots, or cultural experiences, everything is within easy reach. 🏡 What You’ll Love About This Space ✔ Refreshing swimming pool – Take a relaxing dip and enjoy Makati’s skyline. ✔ 24/7 fitness gym – Keep up with your workouts, even while on vacation. ✔ Super-fast 300 Mbps WiFi – Perfect for remote work, video calls, streaming, and social media. ✔ Smart TV with Netflix & YouTube – Enjoy a cozy movie night or catch up on your favorite shows. ✔ Balcony with a view – Start your day with a cup of coffee while soaking in the city vibes. ✔ Secure & accessible location – Easy access to major business districts, transport hubs, and Makati hotspots. 🎯 Who is This Airbnb Perfect For? ✔ OFWs returning home – Recharge in a space that feels familiar and welcoming, with enough room for your balikbayan boxes. ✔ Tourists & first-time visitors – Immerse yourself in the energy of Makati while staying close to local food spots, shopping centers, and cultural attractions. ✔ Digital nomads & remote workers – Stay productive with high-speed WiFi, a dedicated workspace, and a peaceful environment. ✔ Weekend staycationers – Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion, hosting a game night, or just enjoying some well-deserved me-time, this condo is your perfect retreat. 📍 The Experience: A Home That Feels Like a Hug Imagine waking up to bright, cheerful interiors, making a hearty breakfast in a cozy kitchen, and stepping out onto the balcony to enjoy the cityscape with a warm cup of kape. Spend the afternoon lounging by the pool, catching up on chismis with friends, or exploring nearby hotspots. As the sun sets, sing your heart out at a nearby karaoke bar, enjoy a delicious plate of sisig, or have a relaxing night in with a good movie and some pulutan. This is more than just a place to stay—it’s an experience filled with fun, warmth, and Filipino hospitality. 🎟️ Book Your Witty Weekend Retreat Today! Whether you’re here for work, leisure, or a mix of both, this quirky and cozy condo offers the perfect blend of comfort, convenience, and entertainment. Stay in Makati’s most exciting district and create memories in a home that’s as vibrant as the city itself. Ready to swap the ordinary for something extraordinary? Click Book Now and start your Makati adventure! P.S. Dance breaks are highly encouraged! 🎶 Other things to note To ensure a safe and enjoyable stay for all guests, please take note of the following guidelines: 1\. Guest Registration: \- All guests staying in the unit must be registered prior to check-in. Please provide the full names of all occupants during the booking process. \- Only registered guests are allowed inside the unit. Unregistered guests are permitted only in the ground floor lobby area. 2\. No Pets Allowed: \- For the comfort and safety of all guests, pets are not allowed in the unit or building premises. 3\. No Smoking Policy: \- Smoking is strictly prohibited inside the unit and in all indoor common areas of the building. Designated smoking areas may be available outside the building. 4\. Quiet Hours \- Please observe quiet hours from \*\*10 PM to 7 AM\*\* to ensure a peaceful environment for all residents and guests. 5\. Security and Safety: \- The building is equipped with 24/7 security and CCTV surveillance for your safety. \- Always keep your unit locked and secure when leaving. 6\. Check-In and Check-Out: \- Check-in time is 1400 hours, and check-out time is 12 noon. Early check-in or late check-out may be available upon request and subject to availability and additional cost. 7\. Damage and Cleanliness: \- Please treat the unit and its contents with care. Any damages or excessive cleaning required due to misuse may result in additional charges. 8\. Parking (if applicable): \- Parking is available for an additional fee and must be arranged in advance. By adhering to these guidelines, you help us maintain a welcoming and comfortable environment for all guests. Thank you for your cooperation! \---Note all the house rules ## Property amenities ### Internet - Available in the apartment: WiFi ### Bedrooms - Bedroom ### Bathroom - 1 bathroom - Hair dryer ### Laundry - Laundry facilities - Washing machine ### Comfort - Air conditioning - Heating ### Pets - No pets allowed ### Suitability/Accessibility - Smoke-free property ### Services and conveniences - Iron/ironing board ### Things to do - Gym ### Safety features - Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property) - Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property) ## Similar properties ![Dining](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/93000000/92440000/92437200/92437186/fbb0ffca.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Spacious 3Br Penthouse in Century City, Makati Guadalupe Nuevo - Pool - Air-conditioning - Parking available 5.0 2 reviews £238 includes taxes & fees 31 Dec - 1 Jan 2026 [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2025-12-31&endDate=2026-01-01&selected=92437186&PinnedHotelID=92437186&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) ![Condo, 1 Bedroom, Accessible, Private Pool | Lobby](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/119000000/118150000/118143300/118143268/21c23fd3_edited_8169.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Cozy Vibes Retreat in Makati Bangkal - 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EU consumer law, including the right of withdrawal, will not apply to your booking. The cancellation policy set by the private host will cover your booking. Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation ## About the area ![Map](https://maps.googleapis.com/maps/api/staticmap?&size=660x330&map_id=3b266eb50d2997c6¢er=14.564939,121.01187&zoom=13&channel=expedia-HotelInformation&maptype=roadmap&scale=1&path=color:0xFFFFF|weight:2|fillcolor:0x005AEB7F|enc:%7Dq%7CwAecraV%3FO%3FO%3FO%40O%3FQ%40O%40O%40O%40O%40OBO%40OBOBMBQBMBODOBMDODMBODOFMDMDOFMDMFMFMFOFMFKFKHMHMFKHMHKHKHKHMHKJKHIJKJKHIJIJKJIJILIJIJILGJILGLGJGLGLILELELGLENELELELENGLCNCLCNELCNCNALCNCNANALANAN%3FNANAN%3FLAN%3FN%3FN%40N%3FN%40L%40N%3FN%40N%40L%40N%40NBNBL%40NBNBLDNBLBNBLFLDNDLDLDLDLFLDLFLFLFLFJFLFLHJFJJLFJHJHJHJJJHJHHJJJJHHJHJHLJJHJFJHLHJFLHLFJFJFLFNFLFLFLDLFNDLDLDNDNDLBNDLBNBNBLBPBLBN%40NBN%40N%40N%40N%40N%40N%40P%3FN%3FN%40N%3FN%3FNAN%3FN%3FNANAPALAPALAPCLAPCLCNCNCNCNCLENCNELENELENELGNEJGNGLGLGLGLGLGJILGLIJILGJIJKJIJILIJKHKJIHKJKHKHKJKHKHMFKJKFMHMFKFMFMFMFMDMFMFMDMDMDODMDMDODMBOBMDOBO%40MBOBOBO%3FMBO%40O%3FO%40M%40O%40O%3FO%40O%3FO%3FMAO%3FOAOAOAO%3FMAOCO%3FOCMCOCOAMCOEMCOCMEOEMEMEMEOEMEMGMGMEMGMGKGMGMGKIMGKIKIMIKIKKKIKIIKKIKKIIKKIMIKIKIKIKIMGKIMIMGKGMGMGMGMGMEOGKEOEMGOEMCOEMEOCOEMCOCOCOCOCMAQCMAQAMAQAMAQ%3FOAO%3FO%3FO%3FO&key=AIzaSyCYjQus5kCufOpSj932jFoR_AJiL9yiwOw&signature=fqRbPQbRDW0POmKRLajLN5fvwjs=) Makati, NCR #### What's nearby - Makati Medical Center \- 5 min walk \- 0.3 miles - Australian Embassy Manila \- 8 min walk \- 0.5 miles - Canadian Embassy Philippines \- 8 min walk \- 0.5 miles - Greenbelt Shopping Mall \- 17 min walk \- 0.9 miles - Ayala Center \- 17 min walk \- 0.9 miles #### Getting around - Vito Cruz LRT Station - 3 min drive - Gil Puyat Station - 8 min walk - Manila (MNL-Ninoy Aquino Intl.) - 29 min drive #### Restaurants - ‪Mang Rudy's Tuna Grill & Papaitan - ‬3 min walk - ‪McDonald's - ‬2 min walk - ‪Jollibee - ‬2 min walk - ‪Starbucks - ‬4 min walk - ‪Muhan Samgyupsal - ‬3 min walk ## Frequently asked questions ### Is Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym pet-friendly? ### How much does it cost to stay at Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym? ### Where is Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym located? ## Have a question? 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