Title: Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym Reviews, Deals & Photos 2025 - Expedia.co.uk [See all properties](http://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?regionId=&adults=2&children=&sort=RECOMMENDED&useRewards=false&semdtl=&userIntent=&vip=false) Entire apartment # Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym ![Pool](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/113000000/112870000/112864100/112864038/8235429d.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=598&ra=fit) ![Spa](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/113000000/112870000/112864100/112864038/8565d94e.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Living area](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/113000000/112870000/112864100/112864038/w473h683x264y0-e2fc7f57.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Dining](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/113000000/112870000/112864100/112864038/e3caf3b1.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Exterior](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/113000000/112870000/112864100/112864038/52635ef6.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) - Overview - Amenities - Policies - Location Close to Greenbelt Shopping Mall, Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym provides amenities, such as laundry facilities and a gym. Guests can connect to in-room WiFi. ### Entire apartment 1 bedroom1 bathroom ## Popular amenities - Washer - Gym - Air conditioning £74 includes taxes & fees 28 Sept - 29 Sept ## Add dates for prices Check-in Check-out Travellers ## About this property ### Entire place You'll have the entire apartment to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party. ### Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym About this space 🎪 Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky & Cozy Condo in Makati | Eat, Sleep, Laugh, Dance! 🛋️ Escape the ordinary and step into a vibrant haven in the heart of Makati. This stylish one-bedroom condo is a playful retreat designed for Filipinos, OFWs, globetrotters, and anyone looking for a unique and cozy stay. Whether you’re reuniting with family, working remotely, or exploring the Philippines, this space is all about fun A home with personality, this condo features a plush queen bed for restful night The space 🎪 Witty Weekend Retreat: A Quirky & Cozy Condo in Makati | Eat, Sleep, Laugh, Dance! 🛋️ Looking for a fun and stylish getaway in the heart of Makati? Welcome to Witty Weekend Retreat—a one-of-a-kind one-bedroom condo designed for Filipinos, OFWs, digital nomads, and travelers who want more than just a place to sleep. Whether you’re here for a short stay, a work trip, or an extended vacation, this vibrant home offers the perfect mix of comfort, entertainment, and convenience. ✨ Why Choose This Makati Condo? Forget the typical, uninspired hotel room—this space is bursting with personality! Every corner is designed to make you smile, from the cozy queen-size bed to the lively living area, where you can unwind, dance, or binge-watch your favorite teleseryas on the smart TV. Love to cook? The fully equipped kitchenette lets you whip up delicious meals, whether it’s a quick breakfast or a comforting bowl of sinigang. Step outside, and you’ll find yourself in one of the best locations in Makati, just a stone’s throw away from trendy cafes, karaoke bars, shopping malls like Greenbelt and Glorietta, and must-try Filipino restaurants. Whether you’re looking for nightlife, work-friendly spots, or cultural experiences, everything is within easy reach. 🏡 What You’ll Love About This Space ✔ Refreshing swimming pool – Take a relaxing dip and enjoy Makati’s skyline. ✔ 24/7 fitness gym – Keep up with your workouts, even while on vacation. ✔ Super-fast 300 Mbps WiFi – Perfect for remote work, video calls, streaming, and social media. ✔ Smart TV with Netflix & YouTube – Enjoy a cozy movie night or catch up on your favorite shows. ✔ Balcony with a view – Start your day with a cup of coffee while soaking in the city vibes. ✔ Secure & accessible location – Easy access to major business districts, transport hubs, and Makati hotspots. 🎯 Who is This Airbnb Perfect For? ✔ OFWs returning home – Recharge in a space that feels familiar and welcoming, with enough room for your balikbayan boxes. ✔ Tourists & first-time visitors – Immerse yourself in the energy of Makati while staying close to local food spots, shopping centers, and cultural attractions. ✔ Digital nomads & remote workers – Stay productive with high-speed WiFi, a dedicated workspace, and a peaceful environment. ✔ Weekend staycationers – Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion, hosting a game night, or just enjoying some well-deserved me-time, this condo is your perfect retreat. 📍 The Experience: A Home That Feels Like a Hug Imagine waking up to bright, cheerful interiors, making a hearty breakfast in a cozy kitchen, and stepping out onto the balcony to enjoy the cityscape with a warm cup of kape. Spend the afternoon lounging by the pool, catching up on chismis with friends, or exploring nearby hotspots. As the sun sets, sing your heart out at a nearby karaoke bar, enjoy a delicious plate of sisig, or have a relaxing night in with a good movie and some pulutan. This is more than just a place to stay—it’s an experience filled with fun, warmth, and Filipino hospitality. 🎟️ Book Your Witty Weekend Retreat Today! Whether you’re here for work, leisure, or a mix of both, this quirky and cozy condo offers the perfect blend of comfort, convenience, and entertainment. Stay in Makati’s most exciting district and create memories in a home that’s as vibrant as the city itself. Ready to swap the ordinary for something extraordinary? Click Book Now and start your Makati adventure! P.S. Dance breaks are highly encouraged! 🎶 Other things to note To ensure a safe and enjoyable stay for all guests, please take note of the following guidelines: 1\. Guest Registration: \- All guests staying in the unit must be registered prior to check-in. Please provide the full names of all occupants during the booking process. \- Only registered guests are allowed inside the unit. Unregistered guests are permitted only in the ground floor lobby area. 2\. No Pets Allowed: \- For the comfort and safety of all guests, pets are not allowed in the unit or building premises. 3\. No Smoking Policy: \- Smoking is strictly prohibited inside the unit and in all indoor common areas of the building. Designated smoking areas may be available outside the building. 4\. Quiet Hours \- Please observe quiet hours from \*\*10 PM to 7 AM\*\* to ensure a peaceful environment for all residents and guests. 5\. Security and Safety: \- The building is equipped with 24/7 security and CCTV surveillance for your safety. \- Always keep your unit locked and secure when leaving. 6\. Check-In and Check-Out: \- Check-in time is 1400 hours, and check-out time is 12 noon. Early check-in or late check-out may be available upon request and subject to availability and additional cost. 7\. Damage and Cleanliness: \- Please treat the unit and its contents with care. Any damages or excessive cleaning required due to misuse may result in additional charges. 8\. Parking (if applicable): \- Parking is available for an additional fee and must be arranged in advance. By adhering to these guidelines, you help us maintain a welcoming and comfortable environment for all guests. Thank you for your cooperation! \---Note all the house rules ## Property amenities ### Internet - Available in the apartment: WiFi ### Bedrooms - Bedroom ### Bathroom - 1 bathroom - Hair dryer ### Laundry - Laundry facilities - Washing machine ### Comfort - Air conditioning - Heating ### Pets - No pets allowed ### Suitability/Accessibility - Smoke-free property ### Services and conveniences - Iron/ironing board ### Things to do - Gym ### Safety features - Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property) - Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property) ## Similar properties ![Property grounds](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/120000000/119890000/119882400/119882307/a0700654.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Cozy and Minimalist Venice BGC Pinagsama - Pool - Kitchen - Washer - Dryer £78 includes taxes & fees 29 Sept - 30 Sept [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2025-09-29&endDate=2025-09-30&selected=119882307&PinnedHotelID=119882307&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) ![Outdoor dining](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/119000000/118280000/118275500/118275432/9557f3d0.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Cozy City Stay with Skyline View Mandaluyong City - 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EU consumer law, including the right of withdrawal, will not apply to your booking. The cancellation policy set by the private host will cover your booking. Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation ## About the area Makati Central Business District, a neighbourhood in Makati, is home to this apartment. SM Mall of Asia and Greenbelt Shopping Mall are worth checking out if shopping is on the agenda, while those wishing to experience the area's natural beauty can explore Manila Bay and Rizal Park. Check out an event or a game at Smart Araneta Coliseum, and consider making time for Manila Ocean Park, a top attraction not to be missed. 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This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. [Choose your dates](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Manila-Hotels-Witty-Weekend-Retreat-Quirky-Cozy-Makati-Swim-Gym.h112864038.Hotel-Information?rfrr=HOT.HIS.question.link.click) for more accurate prices. ### Where is Witty Weekend Retreat: Quirky Cozy Makati Swim Gym located? > Located in Makati Central Business District, this apartment building is within 1 mi (2 km) of Makati Medical Center and Greenbelt Shopping Mall. Manila Bay and Fort Bonifacio are also within 3 miles (5 km). Gil Puyat LRT Station is 24 minutes by foot and Gil Puyat Station is 8 minutes. ## Have a question? Beta Get instant answers with AI powered search of property information and reviews. 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