Title: 3 KING bedrooms! 150 yard walk to beach! HUGE screened front porch w Gulf VIEWS! Reviews, Deals & Photos 2026 - Expedia.co.uk [See all properties](http://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?regionId=&selected=94667792&adults=2&children=&sort=RECOMMENDED&useRewards=false&semdtl=&userIntent=&vip=false) Entire home # 3 KING bedrooms! 150 yard walk to beach! HUGE screened front porch w Gulf VIEWS! ## Photo gallery for 3 KING bedrooms! 150 yard walk to beach! HUGE screened front porch w Gulf VIEWS! ![Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop - 3 KING bedrooms! 150 yard walk to beach! HUGE screened front porch w Gulf VIEWS! (Port St. Joe)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/95000000/94670000/94667800/94667792/8f289aba.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=598&ra=fit) ![Property grounds - 3 KING bedrooms! 150 yard walk to beach! HUGE screened front porch w Gulf VIEWS! 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(Port St. Joe)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/95000000/94670000/94667800/94667792/f1640501.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) - Overview - Location - Amenities - Policies Experience the ultimate beach retreat at That's What SEA Said, a spacious 3-bedroom getaway with unobstructed gulf views and a huge screened front porch perfect for family gatherings. With its proximity to Shipwreck restaurant and downtown PSJ, this quiet beach house offers an outdoor shower, full laundry room, board games like Monopoly and Scrabble. ## Reviews 10 Exceptional ### Entire home 3 bedrooms3 bathroomsSleeps 81500 sq ft ## Popular amenities - Kitchen - Washing machine - Dryer - Free Wi-Fi - Air-conditioning - Outdoor space ## Add dates for prices Check-in Check-out Travellers ## About this property ### Entire place You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party. ### 3 KING bedrooms! 150 yard walk to beach! HUGE screened front porch w Gulf VIEWS! New Listing! INCREDIBLE unobstructed gulf views! 150 yard walk to St. Joe Beach! Park your boat here! HUGE screened front porch with unobstructed views of the Gulf that can seat entire family! 3 KING Bedrooms with full, large en-suite bathrooms, extremely spacious with big closets. There is a 2bd/2bth upstairs, and a completely separate 1bd/1bth accessible from the carport downstairs. Shipwreck restaurant is 150 yards away! Great walkable seafood restaurant for dinner. 7 miles from downtown PSJ, and 3 miles from Mexico Beach. Quiet beach, outdoor shower, perfect beach house! That's What SEA Said is a large 3 bed 3 bath (2/2 + bonus upstairs and a separate 1/1 downstairs). Huge screened front porch has incredible views of the Gulf/Beach and everyone will want to hang out there all day. All bedrooms are KING bedrooms with large ensuite bathrooms. There is so much space and high ceilings in all rooms. Very large bathrooms. Full laundry room. Huge open floor plan, living and kitchen space with big pantry for storing all of your groceries and extras. UPDATE: Grill added in carport! It is propane and you must bring your own propane tank. Please clean after use and place cover back on! Board Games such as Monopoly, Scrabble, Trivial Pursuit, Yahtzee, UNO, playing cards, Hedbanz and What do you MEME? Plenty of parking for everyone coming. This is a perfect beach house for a great family and/or friends vacation! ## Property amenities ### Internet - Available in the house: Free WiFi ### Parking and transport - Parking on site ### Kitchen - Blender - Coffee/tea maker - Cookware, dishware, and utensils - Dishwasher - Hob - Ice maker - Kitchen island - Microwave - Oven - Paper towels - Refrigerator - Spices - Toaster ### Dining - Dining table ### Bedrooms - 3 bedrooms - Bedsheets provided ### Bathroom - 3 bathrooms - Bathtub or shower - Hair dryer - Shampoo - Shower - Soap - Toilet paper - Towels provided ### Living spaces - Dining table - Living room - Separate dining area ### Entertainment - Games - Smart TV with cable/satellite channels ### Outdoor areas - Balcony - Barbecue grill - Outdoor furniture ### Laundry - Laundry facilities - Washing machine ### Work spaces - Desk - Desk chair ### Comfort - Air conditioning - Heating ### Pets - No pets allowed ### Suitability/Accessibility - Smoke-free property ### Services and conveniences - Iron/ironing board ### Safety features - No carbon monoxide detector or gas appliances (host has indicated there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property) - Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property) ### General - At least 80% lighting from LEDs - Energy-saving switches in guestrooms - Unit size: 1,500 square feet ## Similar properties ![Beach nearby, white sand](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/125000000/124410000/124403000/124402984/2e86b907.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Beach House - Magical Purple Haze Mexico Beach - Pool - Hot tub - Washing machine - Dryer [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2026-03-12&endDate=2026-03-13&selected=124402984&PinnedHotelID=124402984&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) ![TV, fireplace, books](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/30000000/29700000/29699700/29699608/6a7d8e5d.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### March Reduced! 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EU consumer law, including the right of withdrawal, will not apply to your booking. The cancellation policy set by the private host will cover your booking. Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited Host has indicated that there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation ## About the area Port St. Joe is home to this holiday home. Constitution Convention Museum State Park and Constitutional Convention Museum State Park reflect the area's natural beauty and area attractions include Beacon Hill Park and Mexico Beach Park. Travelling with kids? Consider Port Theatre Art and Culture Center and Frank Pate Park. 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HUGE screened front porch w Gulf VIEWS! pet-friendly? ### How much is parking at 3 KING bedrooms! 150 yard walk to beach! HUGE screened front porch w Gulf VIEWS!? ### What time is check-in at 3 KING bedrooms! 150 yard walk to beach! HUGE screened front porch w Gulf VIEWS!? ### What time is check-out at 3 KING bedrooms! 150 yard walk to beach! HUGE screened front porch w Gulf VIEWS!? ### Where is 3 KING bedrooms! 150 yard walk to beach! HUGE screened front porch w Gulf VIEWS! located? ## Have a question? Beta Get instant answers with AI powered search of property information and reviews. Ask a question ## 3 KING bedrooms! 150 yard walk to beach! HUGE screened front porch w Gulf VIEWS! Reviews ## Reviews ### Exceptional All reviews shown are from real guest experiences. Only travellers who have booked a stay with us can submit a review. We verify reviews according to our guidelines and publish all reviews, positive or negative. [More information](https://www.expedia.co.uk/lp/b/content-guidelines) 10 - Excellent 10 8 - Good 1 6 - Okay 0 4 - Poor 0 2 - Terrible 0 ### 9.8 Cleanliness ### 10 Location ## Reviews ### 10/10 Excellent #### Kyle M. 9 Sept 2023 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Exquisite, Wonderful and Incredible No other VRBO has served me like That’s What Sea Said. Everything was clean, amazing and the surrounding beaches and other attractions were a lot of fun to be around. ##### Kyle M. Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2023 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Brian C. 25 Jul 2024 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Excellent Very nice and clean easy access ##### Brian C. Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2024 ### 8/10 Good #### Erin E. 6 May 2024 Liked: Check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Great vacation stay! We really enjoyed our stay at Matt & Kourtney’s house. It was a good size for our group and comfortable for the relaxed, low key vacation we had in mind. We basically lived on the front screened porch. The beds were comfortable, and sheets insanely soft. The kitchen could have been a little better appointed given the lack of dining options close by — the pots & pans are all rusted and ready to be replaced. And we really would’ve appreciated a grill - especially since the pots/pans were less than ideal, and all had to be hand washed…so we did dishes constantly. We were initially very disappointed to see a 3 story house under active construction across the street, but we really didn’t hear any construction noise inside the house. The proximity to the beach is what makes this house so incredibly fantastic. It’s the shortest walk and you’re on the most beautiful uncrowded serene beach, and it’s awesome. The location is convenient for exploring the area and checking out Mexico Beach, Port St Joe, Cape San Blas, Appalachicola, Indian Pass…and even Panama City Beach. We identified an issue with the cleaning crew upon check-in which Matt & Kourtney addressed quickly. They continued to check in with us throughout our stay to ensure everything was to our satisfaction. We’d stay here again and would recommend to others… ##### Erin E. Stayed 7 nights in Apr 2024 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Dia D. 29 Jun 2025 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Beach stay Very nice beach house! Location was great. ##### Dia D. Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2025 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Erin Lea M. 4 Jun 2023 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Great Stay! We really enjoyed our stay - great location and right across from the beach. We felt right at home! ##### Erin Lea M. Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2023 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Hunter M. 13 Jul 2023 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### The best forgotten coast This house is beautiful! Plenty of space for our crew of 8! Very comfortable, a short walk to the beach (even with my broken foot it was a breeze!) Away from all the hustle and bustle but still close enough to drive over and enjoy some food/shopping if needed! ##### Hunter M. Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2023 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Michelle F. 6 Feb 2024 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### No false advertising- lovely stay My husband and I renewed our wedding vows. Beautiful weather and home. The only drawback was my 84 year old dad had difficulty with the stairs, but I should have thought of that. Wonderful stay and would recommend home. ##### Michelle F. Stayed 3 nights in Jan 2024 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Mike P. 23 Jun 2023 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Good Everything was good ##### Mike P. Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2023 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Courtney G. 22 Jul 2023 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Great spot, great week! Great property. My family of 8 (2 adults and 6 kids) had plenty of room and we really enjoyed the house/location. Beach was conveniently located to the property, within walking distance. With two 3 yr olds this was a must. The beach was never really crowded and the owners were very helpful and responsive with everything we needed. We would definitely come back! ##### Courtney G. Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2023 ### 10/10 Excellent #### christy A., Cornelia, USA 6 Jul 2023 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Beautiful Home We enjoyed our stay at this beautiful home. Everything looked just like the photos on the listing, nice roomy house with table to seat 8\. Fully stocked kitchen with room to cook all our meals for our group. Right across the road from the beach in a quite peaceful neighbor hood. My 6 year old grandson said he loved "our " home at the beach and wanted to know if we could just move there. ##### christy A. Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2023 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Charlotte D. 26 Jun 2023 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Great Place to stay Everything was nice. We had a great time and tried to leave it as clean as we found it. Only complaints is that rug in master bedroom was not dry, comforter in small bedroom upstairs was not dry and a couple of bath cloths were damp. I just put them in the dryer. They were clean just not dried completely. Great time! ##### Charlotte D. Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2023 ---