Where do i start, exterior rendering, windows paint work shocking peeling rotting. Problem with door keys so a very long queue to sign in, got to the room decor very dated, curtains hanging off the pole, ceiling stained and patched, toe nails on the carpet, cobwebs everywhere, cold tap in the bathroom constantly running keeping you awake, had to jam a bar of soap under it to stop it. Kept awake by people above banging around then woken up both mornings with kids running up and down the hallways screaming as if it was a playground. Breakfast bacon dry and inediable, sausages under cooked, scrambled eggs one solid mass no covers over any of it so flies and people coughing all over it. Also would be nice to have a small fridge in the room and a couple of glasses. Faulty Towers springs to mind.
