Title: The Locomotion Hotel Reviews, Deals & Photos 2025 - Expedia.co.uk [See all properties](http://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?regionId=&adults=2&children=&sort=RECOMMENDED&useRewards=false&semdtl=&userIntent=&vip=false) # The Locomotion Hotel Inn in Stockton-on-Tees with restaurant and bar/lounge ![Exterior](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/7000000/6470000/6469300/6469238/0dc0a6aa.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=598&ra=fit) ![Exterior](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/7000000/6470000/6469300/6469238/2ee350bb.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Miscellaneous](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/7000000/6470000/6469300/6469238/c288f67b.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Double Room, Ensuite | 1 bedroom](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/7000000/6470000/6469300/6469238/f6359bbf.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Restaurant](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/7000000/6470000/6469300/6469238/090d335a.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) - Overview - Rooms - Location - Policies The Locomotion Hotel offers a welcoming atmosphere with convenient WiFi, a well-stocked bar, and an on-site restaurant. Guests enjoy the friendly environment, billiards matches, and lively karaoke sessions that have become a highlight for visitors. 6.6 ## Popular amenities - Bar - Breakfast available - Pet-friendly - Parking included - Free WiFi - Restaurant £51 includes taxes & fees 20 Oct - 21 Oct ## Room options ### Check availability for these dates Tonight [Oct 14 - Oct 15](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2025-10-14&endDate=2025-10-15&selected=6469238&PinnedHotelID=6469238&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2025-10-14&endDate=2025-10-15&selected=6469238&PinnedHotelID=6469238&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) Tomorrow [Oct 15 - Oct 16](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2025-10-15&endDate=2025-10-16&selected=6469238&PinnedHotelID=6469238&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2025-10-15&endDate=2025-10-16&selected=6469238&PinnedHotelID=6469238&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) This weekend [Oct 17 - Oct 19](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2025-10-17&endDate=2025-10-19&selected=6469238&PinnedHotelID=6469238&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2025-10-17&endDate=2025-10-19&selected=6469238&PinnedHotelID=6469238&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) Next weekend [Oct 24 - Oct 26](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2025-10-24&endDate=2025-10-26&selected=6469238&PinnedHotelID=6469238&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2025-10-24&endDate=2025-10-26&selected=6469238&PinnedHotelID=6469238&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) All rooms 1 bed Showing 2 of 2 rooms ![Double Room, Ensuite | 1 bedroom](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/7000000/6470000/6469300/6469238/f6359bbf.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=1200&h=800&quality=medium) ### Double Room, Ensuite ### Highlights Heating Separate bedroom Private bathroom Electric kettle Coffee/tea maker Wardrobe Pet friendly - 1 bedroom - Sleeps 2 - 1 Double Bed ![Single Room, Ensuite | 1 bedroom](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/7000000/6470000/6469300/6469238/a3c29699.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=1200&h=800&quality=medium) ### Single Room, Ensuite ### Highlights Heating Separate bedroom Private bathroom Electric kettle Coffee/tea maker Wardrobe Pet friendly - 1 bedroom - Sleeps 1 - 1 Single Bed ![Mod logo](https://a.travel-assets.com/pricing-claim/sparkle_dark.svg) Sign in to view eligible discounts and perks. More rewards for more adventures! [Sign in](https://www.expedia.co.uk/login?ckoflag=0&uurl=e3id%3Dredr%26rurl%3D%2FStockton-On-Tees-Hotels-The-Locomotion-Hotel.h6469238.Hotel-Information)[Sign up, it's free](https://www.expedia.co.uk/signup?enable_registration=true&uurl=e3id%3Dredr%26rurl%3D%2FStockton-On-Tees-Hotels-The-Locomotion-Hotel.h6469238.Hotel-Information) ## About the area Stockton-on-Tees is home to The Locomotion Hotel. Preston Park and Middlesbrough Transporter Bridge are local landmarks, and some of the area's attractions include Wild Animal Adventures and Rockantics. Adventure Point and Battlezone Paintball are also worth visiting. Kayaking, rafting and sailing offer great chances to get out on the surrounding water, or you can seek out an adventure with cycling nearby. [Visit our Stockton-on-Tees travel guide](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Stockton-On-Tees.dx5700) [View more Inns in Stockton-on-Tees](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Stockton-On-Tees-Inns.d5700-aaInns.Travel-Guide-Accommodation) ![Map](https://maps.googleapis.com/maps/api/staticmap?&size=660x330&map_id=3b266eb50d2997c6&zoom=13&markers=icon:https%3A%2F%2Fa.travel-assets.com%2Ftravel-assets-manager%2Feg-maps%2Fproperty.png%7C54.52950%2C-1.34831&channel=expedia-HotelInformation&maptype=roadmap&scale=1&key=AIzaSyCYjQus5kCufOpSj932jFoR_AJiL9yiwOw&signature=jW0X33hpdQmElZ7aX3RuFANfLXw=) 6A Station Road, Stockton-on-Tees, England, TS16 0BU ### What's nearby - Preston Park - 11 min walk - 0.6 miles - University Hospital of North Tees - 10 min drive - 5.3 miles - Wynyard Woodland Park - 10 min drive - 5.7 miles - Teesside University - 11 min drive - 6.6 miles - Riverside Stadium - 13 min drive - 8.0 miles ### Getting around - Stockton-on-Tees Eaglescliffe Station - 1 min walk - Durham (MME-Teesside Intl.) - 15 min drive ### Restaurants - ‪Manjaros - ‬6 min drive - ‪Starbucks - ‬3 min drive - ‪The Eagle - ‬3 min drive - ‪Three Rivers - ‬6 min drive - ‪Locomotion Hotel - ‬1 min walk ## About this property ### The Locomotion Hotel Property highlights The Locomotion Hotel provides amenities, such as a bar and a restaurant. Guests can connect to free WiFi in public areas. 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Pet-friendly - Parking included - Free WiFi - Housekeeping 7.4 Good 178 reviews £57 includes taxes & fees 15 Oct - 16 Oct [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2025-10-15&endDate=2025-10-16&selected=23184540&PinnedHotelID=23184540&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) ## Property amenities ### Internet - Available in some public areas: Free WiFi ### Parking and transport - Free self parking on site ### Food and drink - Breakfast available for a fee - A bar/lounge - A restaurant ### Things to do - Billiards/pool table - Karaoke ### Guest services - No housekeeping service ### Accessibility - No lift ### More - Smoke-free property ## Room amenities ### Bathroom - Private bathroom ### Food and drink - Electric kettle ### More - Heating ## Policies ### Check-in Check-in start time: 4:00 PM; check-in end time: 10:00 PM Early check-in subject to availability ### Check-out Check-out before 12:00 PM ### Pets Pets are allowed Service animals are welcome, and are exempt from fees Welcoming dogs only ### Children and extra beds Children are welcome ### Payment types at the property ## Important information ### You need to know This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession. Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed This property accepts credit cards If you cancel your booking, you'll be subject to the host's cancellation policy. In accordance with UK consumer law, property booking services are not subject to the right of withdrawal. ### We should mention This property does not have any lifts ### Property is also known as Sportsman Hotel Stockton-on-Tees Sportsman Stockton-on-Tees The Locomotion Hotel Inn The Locomotion Hotel Stockton-on-Tees The Locomotion Hotel Inn Stockton-on-Tees ## Frequently asked questions ### Is The Locomotion Hotel pet-friendly? > Yes, dogs are allowed at this property. ### How much does it cost to stay at The Locomotion Hotel? > As of 14 Oct 2025, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Locomotion Hotel on 20 Oct 2025 start from £51.14, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. [Choose your dates](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Stockton-On-Tees-Hotels-The-Locomotion-Hotel.h6469238.Hotel-Information?rfrr=HOT.HIS.question.link.click) for more accurate prices. ### How much is parking at The Locomotion Hotel? > Self-parking is free at this property. ### What time is check-in at The Locomotion Hotel? > Check-in start time: 4:00 PM; check-in end time: 10:00 PM. ### What time is check-out at The Locomotion Hotel? > Checkout is at 12:00 PM. ### Where is The Locomotion Hotel located? > Situated in Stockton-on-Tees, this inn is within a 15-minute walk of Butterfly World and Preston Park. Ropner Park is 2.4 mi (3.9 km) away. Stockton-on-Tees Eaglescliffe Station is only a 2-minute walk and Allens West Station is 15 minutes. ## Have a question? Beta Get instant answers with AI powered search of property information and reviews. Ask a question ## The Locomotion Hotel Reviews 6.6 All reviews shown are from real guest experiences. Only travellers who have booked a stay with us can submit a review. We verify reviews according to our guidelines and publish all reviews, positive or negative.[More information](https://www.expedia.co.uk/lp/b/content-guidelines) 10 - Excellent 16 8 - Good 32 6 - Okay 23 4 - Poor 11 2 - Terrible 16 ### 6.6/10 Cleanliness ### 7.2/10 Staff & service ### 5.8/10 Amenities ### 5.8/10 Property conditions & facilities ### 6.8/10 Eco-friendliness ### 6/10 Okay #### Martin 24 Aug 2025 Liked: Staff & service Acceptable considering daily rate when compared to other hotels ##### Martin Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Lachlan 14 Jun 2025 Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities A very good country pub, good food and a very restful overnight stay. Highly recommended. ##### Lachlan Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Timothy 24 Apr 2025 Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort A simple room with on sweet toylet and shower quiet relaxing space ##### Timothy Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025 ### 8/10 Good #### Gordon 30 Apr 2025 Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, room comfort #### Basic but good value Basic but clean and tidy and good vslue for money ##### Gordon Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025 ### 8/10 Good #### Verified traveller 14 Jan 2025 Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort #### A good place to stay This is above a pub 2 minutes from the station. Eaglescliffe is a nice place to stay though there isn't much around the station to look at. The hotel is a bit basic but clean and good value for money. ##### Verified traveller Stayed 4 nights in Dec 2024 ### 6/10 Okay #### Kelly 6 Apr 2025 Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort #### Get what you pay for The hotel was fine for what was paid for , it’s a busy pub and nice restaurant and feels like the rooms are an after thought not really the focus of the business . The staff were polite , the area was nice with amenities nearby . I would stay again ##### Kelly Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025 ### 8/10 Good #### Keith 8 Oct 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort #### Very nice location Very nice location. Nice pub over the road as well as the location being a pub. ##### Keith Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2022 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Anthony 6 Oct 2024 Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort #### The locomotive Me and my partner stayed for the weekend and enjoyed the hotel which was very spacious and the bed was comfy. The food in the pub was also amazing and would definitely book again ##### Anthony Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024 ### 6/10 Okay #### Verified traveller 4 Mar 2025 Liked: Staff & service Room, kettle need cleaning . Get rid of flies in room ##### Verified traveller Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2025 ### 8/10 Good #### Malcolm 10 Aug 2023 Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities Very convenient for the station, basic but fine for my needs, just needed to get my head down ready for a meeting in the morning ##### Malcolm Stayed 1 night in Aug 2023 ### 4/10 Poor #### Verified traveller 6 Mar 2025 Disliked: Staff & service #### Basic backstreet boozer. The TV did not work and staff unable to fix. The pub was very basic and did not sell real ale, so I watched TV in the pub without a drink! Rooms adequate but single bed very short for the taller person. Not much in the vicinity, unless you go into Stockton. ##### Verified traveller Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025 ### 8/10 Good #### Heleb 5 Feb 2024 Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service Great having private access to the rooms, however the stairs are very steep. The room had everything I needed for my short stay but it does feel a little unloved. I will be back. ##### Heleb Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2024 ### 6/10 Okay #### Kevin 26 Jun 2025 #### Too hot to sleep. When we first arrived in our room, the stands and some of the floor were covered in bird feces. The girl from the bar came up and cleaned the areas, then I wiped them down with an antibacterial cloth. The room was hot and stuffy, though the window had been open, which is how the pigeons got in. There was no fan available to move any of the semi cool air from outside into the room, nor was there any air moving, so the room remained hot and stuffy all night. There wasn't even a fan in the bathroom! The TV did not work, we could get sound, at times, but no picture. We did get internet. There was a store across the road. The room was spacious and "clean". I'm not sure if the bed was comfortable, as we didn't sleep well, if at all due to the extreme heat and stuffiness of the room. ##### Kevin Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025 ### 2/10 Terrible #### Adrian 16 Feb 2024 Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities Ive stayed in some cheap hotels before. But this hotel is probably worst I’ve ever stayed in. There is too many bad things to list. ##### Adrian Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2024 ### 8/10 Good #### Nick 16 May 2024 Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, room comfort #### Solid comfy stay , could do with an update . Lady doing check in was lovely , super friendly and helpful . Couple of issues resolved quickly after a few laughs . TV positioning and size bizarre . Would recommend displaying WIFI login details in the rooms in future . Room needs a bin , not just a bathroom bin . Good close parking, big spacious room with a nice comfy sofa . Lots of potential in room , but in need of updating . ##### Nick Stayed 1 night in May 2024 ### 2/10 Terrible #### JASON 23 Dec 2024 Liked: Staff & service Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities The electrics felt like i was going to rip them out of the wall as they were not secured in correctly. there were huge cobwebs and dust gathered quite a few places. The shower had a broken hose. The flap to the chimney bangs every time it is slightly windy so don't bother getting any sleep!! Where can i add photos? ##### JASON Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2024 ### 2/10 Terrible #### David 5 Feb 2023 Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort #### Disappointed One of the worst places ive stayed, i waa looking for a base to work from when ive got jobs in the area. Checking in was easy and so was the parking. As soon as i went through the main door of the accommodation part i knew it was going to be bad. No working tv. Foisty smell. Lights not working properly. Very dated and dirty bed covers. I ended up sleeping with my clothes on on top of the quilt. There are much better places locally. ##### David Stayed 1 night in Feb 2023 ### 4/10 Poor #### Verified traveller 16 Dec 2024 Liked: Cleanliness Disliked: Property conditions & facilities, room comfort #### Unpleasant The cleaner clearly makes a superb effort to make a silk purse from a sow's ear. It was dusted and vacuumed BUT the place stank of cigarette smoke and felt very grubby. Even the key fob smelled. The windows and sills needed attention, the shower needed a good mould spray and the entrance to the 'hotel' was miserable. In the photographs I saw pleasant pine furniture and a bright white duvet cover. I got MDF type furniture and dark green sheets. It was very masculine circa 1970. The ONLY light switch was a piece of grubby string, yeuk! A bedside lamp would have been useful as would some shower wash. It costs very little money or effort to brighten up a dingy room to make it welcoming. This place missed the mark by a mile. Never again. ##### Verified traveller Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2024 ### 6/10 Okay #### Martin 13 Aug 2025 ##### Martin Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025 ### 4/10 Poor #### Graeme 10 Aug 2025 ##### Graeme Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025 ### 2/10 Terrible #### LIAM 26 May 2025 Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort #### Terrible. Should not be offered as a hotel 🌟 Locomotive Hotel Review - A Journey into the Abyss 🌟 Having just completed a 6-hour pilgrimage from Essex to the promised lands of Eaglescliffe, I've discovered what can only be described as Fawlty Towers' unsuccessful younger brother. The Locomotive Hotel is, quite frankly, a masterclass in how to disappoint guests while simultaneously making Premier Inn look like The Ritz. For the bargain price of £40, you too can experience what I can only assume is a social experiment gone wrong. The room comes complete with three different types of wallpaper (clearly inspired by the BBC's Changing Rooms circa 1998) all unified under a hastily applied coat of magnolia - because nothing says "we care" quite like paint that matches your nan's living room. The bed appears to have been made by someone fleeing a crime scene, while the TV is so small I initially mistook it for a calculator. There's a desk without a chair - perhaps it's art installation commenting on the futility of work? Or maybe the chair is simply having a gap year finding itself in Ibiza. The bathroom features a creative wall installation where previous guests have contributed to a collaborative art piece involving toilet paper and a hole in the wall. There's also a deceased fly stuck to the window - I've named him Geoffrey and we've become quite close. The room's piece de resistance is the kicked-in door that's been "repaired" with ![](https://a.travel-assets.com/ugc/hotel-reviews/42c4277c-19ae-4c1a-b56b-93752c9fe37b-1748256082731.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=204&ra=fit&q=high) ![](https://a.travel-assets.com/ugc/hotel-reviews/b931a961-b3e6-4fc9-af24-f8bb207b5eba-1748256082457.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=204&ra=fit&q=high) ![](https://a.travel-assets.com/ugc/hotel-reviews/32effa21-033b-4afd-8932-30d1461e8107-1748256080879.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=204&ra=fit&q=high) ![](https://a.travel-assets.com/ugc/hotel-reviews/95bc8763-493b-4c2a-9c75-47ef67f5085c-1748256081700.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=204&ra=fit&q=high) ##### LIAM Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025 ### 8/10 Good #### DAVID 14 Jan 2025 Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, room comfort ##### DAVID Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025 ### 4/10 Poor #### MARK 12 Nov 2024 Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort ##### MARK Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2024 ### 6/10 Okay #### Jon 7 Nov 2024 ##### Jon Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024 ### 6/10 Okay #### Colin 23 Oct 2024 ##### Colin Stayed 4 nights in Oct 2024 ## 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