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"The house is very cute. Check-in was very easy. All downhill from there. The house was infested with lady bugs. There were thousands of live and dead bugs everywhere. On the couch, on the beds, dishes in the cabinets, literally everywhere. Messaged host and she said its mother nature and to leave if we want. This is in middle of woods, not a lot of options to up and leave. We spent first hour cleaning bugs. I messaged that this was not just a few bugs, that this was an infestation and that there was no reason to have dead bugs everywhere- that it should have been cleaned prior to us coming. Host messaged we could use vacuum to clean. Next morning, I messaged several times again about issue and that also the bathroom door literally fell off. Host never replied. We went to leave for our activities and realized we left a water bottle, tried to go back inside and we were locked out! Messaged host- no response. Spent an hour on the phone with VRBO, they tried to contact her multiple times. We sent them videos and pictures of bugs and trying to get in house. We could not get a response from host. Luckily we left a window open (to air out the house, because this is not a non-smoking house!) and my daughter climbed through a window so we could get our stuff. We left the property. Host messaged a bit later that she was at house. and agreed to refund money for our stay, but also added that house was clean when we checked in, despite pics I sent with dead bugs everywhere! "

"Such a nice micro home. Everything I could possibly needed was there. The yard games was really nice. Had an amazing weekend away. It was very peaceful and relaxing. "

"Easy check in, very quiet, very calming and relaxing. Overall great stay and great property manager. "

"A little piece of heaven to relax and enjoy all to yourself. Beautiful place will stay again, everything was perfect."

"Hot tub was nice hot and private, the farm fresh eggs were awesome. Extremely cozy vibes "

"Janie and her staff were great and very flexible. We had all the hep we needed for everything. Will comeback asap!"

"House and property were exactly what we were looking for. Away from people and in the woods. Owners are very nice people. Will definitely stay again next year. "

"The cabin was excellent! From the moment we walked in, the kids got to playing with all the games around. The cabin fit the description and was everything we were hoping for. It's a close distance to parks and trails, and the fire pit and hot tub are great to have. Communication with the owner is top notch- we can't wait to return!"

"Wonderful location! This is the third October me and my friends come down to relax, unwind, and reconnect. We look forward to 2026 being pir 4th trip to the cabin! "