STOP LOOKING AND BOOK THE STANDARD IBIZA. You will want for nothing here!
This safe, design-forward, light-color pallette hotel is as central as you can get and boasts super comfy, plush beds, slippers and bathrobes, thick towels, a shower large enough to hold a few friends with a rain showerhead and a handheld, USB ports for all your devices - I charged my iPad, computer, and phone à la fois - a super reasonably-priced, well-stocked mini bar, a Bluetooth speaker, a 50-inch(?) television, which can be positioned to your place in the room, a comfy chaise longe, and all the toiletries you'll need, even if you forget a few items.
AND in addition to the restaurant and free breakfast - served until 12 (thank you for understanding my clubbing ways - @USHUAÏA and HI), this hotel has a stunning rooftop adorned with a dip pool.
Ladies, you're safe here, boys become men! Did I mention the gym and the welcome drink and the rooftop?
A two-minutes walk from the taxi station - there's no rideshare in Ibiza womp womp - a 5-minute walk to restaurants, bars, boutique shops, the gayborhood, shops and delicious restaurants - try La Esquina - and super close to the ferries - you need to go to Formentura!!!- it's just a no-brainer. Like, seriously.
And I LOVE that the hotel front desk staff is largely women. They just rock it! Thank you for welcoming me so respectfully, and thoughtfully ladies. Y'all are golden. I will be back!
A single male traveler wrote this.