Originally listed as #3527800. We rented this home with 2 other couples to celebrate 50th & 60th birthdays. Our top 3 requirements were that the house be on the water, at least 3 bathrooms and an outdoor shower. I specifically asked the owner in an email about the outdoor shower and I was assured this home had one. The view is amazing, there are plenty of indoor bathrooms but there was no outdoor shower. The "outdoor shower" was a spidery storage closet with space at the top and bottom of the door, the plumbing ripped out, filled with folding chairs and beach toys. Even if it did work, there would be no sun on your face as it was under the roof. I have stayed on the cape before and this was not an outdoor shower. The owner kidded that I could use the hose. Not amusing to me, especially since it was one of the top 3 things we wanted. There was no apology or compensation, just an excuse that it broke over the winter and there "hadn't been time to get it fixed" ~ a phrase that was repeated often. The kitchen cabinet door was missing/not put back on, a kitchen drawer was broken, the windows in the master bedroom couldn't be opened without the top part crashing down, the blinds were broken/hadn't been reattached ~ all because there hadn't been time to get it fixed. The light switches were in awkward places, the door knob was too close to the frame and it scraped your knuckles, the path and landscaping around the house was overgrown and unweeded and the step down from the deck (by the house not the water) was dangerous because it was such a huge step down. It either needed a second step or to have more sand filled in. At night it was even more dangerous because the was no lighting. A few solar lights around the deck and path to the stairs would have been nice for a place listed as a luxury home. And those stairs down to the beach? Don't think that they are private. There is a public beach right next door and random people continually use those stairs, day and night. You also cannot stroll on "miles of sandy beach" as claimed. Finally, I expected better results from a professional cleaning company. The bathrooms, expecially the toilets were not cleaned well, plus there was a layer of dust upstairs and some mysterious crud on the loft window. Positives: Fabulous Friends and a beautiful view. Negatives: Not the luxury home it claimed to be.