Title: Screened Lanai /Clear Kayak / Waterfront / Fire Pit Reviews, Deals & Photos 2025 - Expedia.co.uk [See all properties](http://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?regionId=&adults=2&children=&sort=RECOMMENDED&useRewards=false&semdtl=&userIntent=&vip=false) Entire home # Screened Lanai /Clear Kayak / Waterfront / Fire Pit Waterfront cottage with kitchen and balcony ![Beach](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/72000000/71110000/71108200/71108125/433ede2f.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=598&ra=fit) ![Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/72000000/71110000/71108200/71108125/cf2a8f3e.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![2 bedrooms, desk, iron/ironing board, travel cot](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/72000000/71110000/71108200/71108125/c3cc8abe.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Children’s area](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/72000000/71110000/71108200/71108125/a7fb744f.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Pool](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/72000000/71110000/71108200/71108125/a9990be2.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) - Overview - Amenities - Policies - Location Along the Weeki Wachee River, Funky Flamingo River Cottage is a haven for relaxation and fun. Unwind on the comfy deck or by the firepit, enjoy a homemade meal in the fully stocked kitchen, and explore with clear kayaks. The screened-in Lanai offers views of nature while you relax on comfy furniture. 10 Exceptional ### Entire home 2 bedrooms1 bathroomSleeps 5850 sq ft ## Popular amenities - Parking available - Dryer - Washer - Barbecue grill - Pet-friendly - Kitchen ## Add dates for prices Check-in Check-out Travellers ## About this property ### Entire place You'll have the entire cottage to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party. ### Screened Lanai /Clear Kayak / Waterfront / Fire Pit /// The Funky Flamingo River Cottage – Your Front-Row Seat to Weeki Wachee Magic Quick Highlights /// • Prime river location: Peaceful deep-water canal just off the Weeki Wachee River • Kayaks included: Clear-bottom tandem, two singles, stand-up paddleboard, child kayaks, and floating island. Kayak launch makes getting in and out super easy! • Sleeps 6 comfortably: King bed, built-in bunks (two fulls + twin on top), queen sleeper sofa, and rollaway crib. (Remember - one bathroom!!) • The ultimate hangout spot: Huge screened lanai with comfy seating, foosball, picnic table, and outdoor games • Entertainment for everyone: Smart TVs in all bedrooms and living room, free fast WiFi, and a stash of games • Fully stocked kitchen: Dishwasher, cookware, coffee bar, and everything you need to whip up a feast • Outdoor fun: Fire pit, hammock, fishing, swimming, and direct river access for kayaking with the manatees /// Welcome to the Funky Flamingo – Where Old Florida Meets Funky & Fun /// If you’re looking for a place to sip coffee while watching manatees glide by, float in crystal-clear waters, or kick back on a breezy lanai playing foosball, you’ve found it. The Funky Flamingo is a colorful, comfy, and delightfully quirky escape in the heart of Weeki Wachee. Equal parts retro charm and modern convenience, this cottage is the perfect mix of Florida funky and fun. Whether you’re lounging in the hammock, paddling down the river, or sitting around the fire pit swapping stories, life here moves at river time—and we wouldn’t have it any other way. /// Sleeping Spaces – Cozy, Comfy, and Fun /// • Main bedroom: King bed, Smart TV, blackout curtains, for a perfect night’s sleep • Bunk room: Built-in bunks with two full-size beds on the bottom and a twin up top—perfect for kids, teens, or fun-loving adults, blackout shades, desk area • Living room: Queen sleeper sofa, Smart TV, and a pile of board games ready for a game night showdown • Extras: Rollaway crib /// The Great Outdoors – Because You Didn’t Come Here to Stay Inside /// • Huge screened lanai: The best seat in the house! Lounge on the comfy furniture, challenge someone to foosball, or eat dinner at the picnic table without swatting at bugs • Kayaks and paddle Gear: Clear-bottom tandem kayak (so you can watch the fish zoom by), Two single kayaks, Stand-up paddleboard, Two child kayaks, Floating island for the ultimate lazy river experience • Private dock & kayak launch: Fish, swim, or just sit back and watch the world float by • Fire pit and hammock: Because every perfect day should end with s’mores and a sunset • Outdoor games: Connect 4, giant Jenga, checkers, and more /// Kitchen & Dining – Fuel Up for Your Next Adventure /// • Brand new dishwasher (because no one wants to wash dishes on vacation) • Fully stocked with pots, pans, and utensils • Coffee bar with a variety of coffee, creamers, and sweeteners to kickstart your mornings • Indoor dining table and a picnic table on the lanai for open-air meals /// Adventure is Just Outside Your Door /// • The River: Our peaceful deep-water canal gives you easy access to all the action—just a few paddles and you’re floating in the crystal-clear Weeki Wachee River • Five-minute paddle to the Sandbar – A shallow, sunny spot perfect for relaxing and spotting manatees • Head upriver to explore the natural beauty of Weeki Wachee Springs State Park and wave to the famous mermaids • Downriver fun – Paddle to Hospital Hole, grab a riverside meal at The Upper Deck, or head to Rogers Park • Nearby attractions: Pine Island Beach (hello, sunset views), Tarpon Springs Sponge Docks, and the must-visit dog beach at Fort De Soto /// Important Details /// • Parking: Space for two cars in the grass/lawn area • Fast, free WiFi: Stream, work (if you must), or post your manatee selfies • Security cameras: Outdoor only, keeping an eye on the front of the house and parking area • Quiet hours start at 10 PM – We love our friendly neighbors, and they love their sleep • A rental agreement and liability waiver must be signed within 48 hours of booking. A $500 refundable security deposit is required before check-in. /// Unplug, Unwind, and Enjoy Life on River Time /// Pack a bag, grab some groceries, and leave the rest behind—The Funky Flamingo has everything you need for a laid-back, adventure-filled, totally unforgettable stay. Come for the manatees. Stay for the funky vibes. The only thing missing is you. ## Property amenities ### Ski - Close to skiing ### Internet - Available in the cottage: Free WiFi ### Parking and transport - Car recommended - Parking on site ### Kitchen - Coffee/tea maker - Cookware, dishware, and utensils - Dishwasher - Hob - Ice maker - Microwave - Oven - Refrigerator - Spices - Toaster ### Dining - Dining table ### Bedrooms - 2 bedrooms - Bedsheets provided ### Bathroom - 1 bathroom - Bathtub or shower - Hair dryer - Towels provided ### Living spaces - Dining table - Living room ### Entertainment - Books - Games - Smart TV ### Outdoor areas - Balcony - Barbecue grill - Firepit - Garden ### Laundry - Laundry facilities - Washing machine ### Work spaces - Desk - Desk chair ### Comfort - Air conditioning - Heating ### Pets - Pet friendly - Welcoming dogs only - 2 pets total ### Suitability/Accessibility - Smoke-free property ### Services and conveniences - Iron/ironing board ### Location highlights - Near a health/beauty spa - Near a hospital - Near the bay - Near the marina - On the waterfront ### Things to do - Boat - Kayak - Water park - Birdwatching nearby - Cycling nearby - Fishing nearby - Golfing nearby - Hiking/biking trails nearby - Kayaking nearby - Motor boating nearby - Parasailing nearby - Sailing nearby - Scuba diving nearby - Snorkelling nearby - Theme park nearby - Water skiing nearby - Water tubing nearby - Wildlife walks nearby - Winery tours nearby ### Safety features - Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property) - Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property) - First aid kit - Fire extinguisher - Deadbolt lock ### General - Garden - Unit size: 850 square feet ## Similar properties ![Terrace/patio](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/47000000/46080000/46074800/46074734/7d494314.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### DIRECT WEEKI WACHEE RIVERFRONT!! 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Weeki Wachee - Kitchen - Washer - Dryer - Pet-friendly 9.4 Exceptional 19 reviews [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2025-10-15&endDate=2025-10-16&selected=75738284&PinnedHotelID=75738284&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) ## Policies ### Check-in Check-in time starts at 3:00 PM Contactless check-in and check-out are available Minimum check-in age - 18 ### Check-out Check-out before 10:00 AM ### Special check-in instructions You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions ### Rules Signed rental agreement required within 48 hours to confirm booking Must submit a $500 security hold that will be placed 2 days prior to arrival and released automatically 7 days after departure if no damages reported No smoking, no parties, and all dogs must be approved prior to booking ### Pets Pets are allowed Service animals are welcome, and are exempt from fees Welcoming dogs only 2 total pets Note from host: Must get prior approval if bringing a pet ### Children and extra beds Children are welcome ### Events No events allowed ### Smoking Smoking is not permitted ## Important information ### You need to know This property is managed by a private host (a party not acting within their trade, business or profession). EU consumer law, including the right of withdrawal, will not apply to your booking. The cancellation policy set by the private host will cover your booking. Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit and a deadlock This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation ### We should mention A car is recommended for transport to and from this property ### Property is also known as orp5b5554dx Newly Updated • Kayaks • Waterfront on Weeki New!! • Updated • Kayaks • Waterfront on Weeki Canal Spring Hill ## About the area Located in Weeki Wachee Gardens, this cottage is near theme parks and on the waterfront. Weeki Wachee Springs and Weeki Wachee Springs State Park reflect the area's natural beauty and area attractions include Nature Coast Botanical Gardens and Adventure Coast Fun Park. Make sure you get close to the area's animals with activities such as game walks and birdwatching. [Visit our Spring Hill travel guide](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Spring-Hill.dx9910) [View more Cottages in Spring Hill](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Spring-Hill-Cottages.d9910-aaCottages.Travel-Guide-Accommodation) ![Map](https://maps.googleapis.com/maps/api/staticmap?&size=660x330&map_id=3b266eb50d2997c6&zoom=13&markers=icon:https%3A%2F%2Fa.travel-assets.com%2Ftravel-assets-manager%2Feg-maps%2Fproperty.png%7C28.53324%2C-82.61649&channel=expedia-HotelInformation&maptype=roadmap&scale=1&key=AIzaSyCYjQus5kCufOpSj932jFoR_AJiL9yiwOw&signature=yuSHaSgwYPuzsf4ZWea3-O1mnmE=) Weeki Wachee, FL ### What's nearby - Weeki Wachee River - 2 min walk - 0.1 miles - Bayport Park Boat Ramp - 10 min drive - 5.1 miles - Bayport Park Pier - 11 min drive - 5.3 miles - Weeki Wachee Springs - 11 min drive - 5.5 miles - Pine Island Beach Park - 12 min drive - 5.7 miles ### Getting around - Tampa, FL (TPA-Tampa Intl.) - 62 min drive ### Restaurants - ‪Dunkin' - ‬12 min drive - ‪Wendy's - ‬12 min drive - ‪7-Eleven - ‬11 min drive - ‪Weeki Pub - ‬6 min drive - ‪Sonny's BBQ - ‬11 min drive ## Frequently asked questions ### Is Screened Lanai /Clear Kayak / Waterfront / Fire Pit pet-friendly? > Yes, this property allows dogs (limit 2 total). ### What time is check-in at Screened Lanai /Clear Kayak / Waterfront / Fire Pit? > Check-in begins at 3:00 PM. ### What time is check-out at Screened Lanai /Clear Kayak / Waterfront / Fire Pit? > Checkout is at 10:00 AM. ### Where is Screened Lanai /Clear Kayak / Waterfront / Fire Pit located? > This family-friendly Weeki Wachee Gardens cottage is located on the waterfront, within 3 mi (5 km) of Weeki Wachee River and Weeki Wachee Springs State Park. Pine Island Beach Park and Weeki Wachee Springs are also within 6 miles (10 km). ## Have a question? Beta Get instant answers with AI powered search of property information and reviews. Ask a question ## Screened Lanai /Clear Kayak / Waterfront / Fire Pit Reviews 10 ### Exceptional All reviews shown are from real guest experiences. Only travellers who have booked a stay with us can submit a review. We verify reviews according to our guidelines and publish all reviews, positive or negative.[More information](https://www.expedia.co.uk/lp/b/content-guidelines) 10 - Excellent 36 8 - Good 1 6 - Okay 0 4 - Poor 0 2 - Terrible 0 ### 10/10 Cleanliness ### 10/10 Property conditions & facilities ### 10/10 Excellent #### Daniel P. 10 May 2025 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Very nice Matches description, great area, very cozy and well equipped. Decoration is amazing. Location is very convenient: short drive to stores, quiet place, good privacy compared to other houses in the area. I ##### Daniel P. Stayed 7 nights in Apr 2025 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Amy P. 26 Feb 2023 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Cute place with all the amenities! Loved begging here so peaceful and close to the main river. ##### Amy P. Stayed 3 nights in Feb 2023 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Lisa A. 24 Aug 2023 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### We loved our stay What a fantastic, relaxing place. We loved waking up early and kayaking down the river. So many great places to stop and swim along the way. Would definitely stay again. ##### Lisa A. Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2023 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Elaine R. 13 Oct 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Funky Flamingo Very cozy ! Cheerful colors ! Loved the creativity with the theme ! Can't wait to go back ! ##### Elaine R. Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2022 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Catherine S. 6 Jan 2024 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Great trip! The house was just as described and clean. Plenty of bath towels and stocked kitchen. The kayaks were great and we enjoyed the fire pit. Beds were comfortable. Shower had good water pressure. ##### Catherine S. Stayed 4 nights in Jan 2024 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Corin B., New York City 20 Dec 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Loved the Flamingo! It's a very cute little place in the perfect Weeki neighborhood. Rural but still close to groceries, gas, etc. We loved using the kayaks and relaxing on the screened in porch. We look forward to coming back someday soon! ##### Corin B. Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2022 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Carla C. 5 Apr 2024 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Cute cottage We enjoyed our stay at this cute little cottage. It definitely had the feel of a family cottage where you might spend your summer vacation. Nothing fancy but comfortable, cute and homelike. I loved the colors it was decorated in and especially the "wall paper" in the bathroom. We had a great time. The hostess was very communicative and we had zero issues. ##### Carla C. Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Frank P. 15 Mar 2025 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Quiet, comfortable, and renovated home The place is perfect for people who behave noisless and expect this from others.Great home in many ways; everything was new or renovated, e.g. stove, fridge and freezer, dish washer; the stove heats very effectively, e.g. onions got brown fast with temp set to three; we had the impression to be the first renters; the decorations appeared to be done by artists and with love to details; mattresses would be fine for people with back problems; the lanai included a bed for taking a nap after kayaking and was completely screened without gaps; there are various sit on top kayaks and dock beneath the deck allows easy climbing in and out the kayaks. We recommend a guided tour at the kayak rental near the parking lot of the State Park. We enjoyed viewing the sunset from the observation deck at Linda Pederson Park. We highly recommend this place and would like to come back. ##### Frank P. Stayed 5 nights in Mar 2025 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Sabrina B. 11 Jan 2023 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Amazing! Last minute trip that may be one of our best! They truly have thought of everything! Not one complaint! I can not wait to return! Thank you! Wonderful hosts!!! ##### Sabrina B. Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2022 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Rebecca G., Phillipston, MA 25 Aug 2023 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Nice stay This was a girls getaway with three adults. We had a nice stay but were there mainly to kayak. Getting the kayaks from the rack and in and out of the water was quite an ordeal. We only used the supplied kayaks once and rented kayaks the rest of the trip. Great neighborhood and restaurants, shopping were close by. ##### Rebecca G. Stayed 3 nights in Feb 2023 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Anna H. 1 Aug 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Amazing experience! I can’t say enough great things about the Funky Flamingo and the owners! First of all, the cottage is adorable and just the right amount of vintage and whimsical. The kitchen is VERY well stocked and we cooked there every day. The rooms were comfy and just right. We especially enjoyed hanging out on the screened in porch and playing giant Jenga and foosball several times a day. There were plenty of watercraft options and life vests for all sizes. And best of all, we saw several manatees EVERYDAY! We are definitely planning a return trip here next year. Highly recommend this property! ##### Anna H. Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2022 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Carolynn W. 21 Jul 2023 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Perfect get away home! This Flamingo themed house is adorable. They did a fantastic job at decorating and supplying the house with everything you could possibly need for your stay. The location is great. Just a quick paddle to the crystal river. We had a dolphin swim by our deck one morning and even had a mama and baby manatee come down by us too. The outside porch was our favorite. No bugs could come in the screened area. They had lots of options for boats that we used everyday. The kitchen is well stocked and even had games and books for our use. We will definitely return to this house in the future. ##### Carolynn W. Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2023 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Meghan M. 7 May 2025 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Just as pictured. Manatee sightings! Loved the extras provided by host (kayaks, floating dock, etc) The home was a great choice for my family with children ages 10 (who are good swimmers and comfortable in/around water). The home looks just as it does in the listing photos and was just as we expected. The neighborhood was quiet and those we met in the neighborhood were very friendly. We were delighted to see manatees each day while out kayaking! The water right off the dock is fairly deep compared to some areas and has vegetation at the bottom which attracts wildlife (a good thing) but also makes it not particularly clear (although we didn't mind). You reach clear water areas pretty quickly via kayak. My younger kids loved the giant floating raft/dock! My teen and I had no issue getting kayaks and the floating dock in and out of the water from the dock ourselves. Tips: I would suggest storing food in the refrigerator or in sealed ziplocks to avoid teeny tiny ants finding their way into your snacks (although this is no surprise if you're familiar with living in the south). And double check the check-in/check-out times, we didnt realize there were conflicting check out times listed somewhere, causing some confusion for the cleaners who thought we had checked out, but didn't ever knock or disturb us. (I was unaware they had even arrived and was tidying up, taking my time.) The whole family had very memorable, very enjoyable time, and I can't think of anything this house is missing! ##### Meghan M. Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Jessica J. 15 Sept 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Sweet space for rest! My mom who is in her 70s visited this areas when she was a child and has wanted to show me this area for years. She saw an add for this cute cottage home on the river and shared it with me. It was a perfect short getaway for us. The place is just darling! They have thought of thr smallest details. It’s a cute spot that is very vintage and eclectic, in the best way. We especially loved the porch and the clear canoe! Because we were there in September, we only saw two manatee but that was so special none the less. We loved having lunch at Hernando beach Tropical Grille— get the conch fritters and the grouper bites! We also loved spending some time at the Pine Island beach park. The water was crazy warm and we saw so many dolphins. We left fans of this flamingo paradise! ##### Jessica J. Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2022 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Katherine F. 9 Aug 2024 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy ##### Katherine F. Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Yaite 25 Jul 2023 Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, communication ##### Yaite Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2023 ### 10/10 Excellent #### John L., Callahan, FL 3 Sept 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Perfect cottage Very clear instructions for every step of the rental process. The cottage was well stocked, clean, and exactly as described in the listing. We would definitely recommend this cottage!!! ##### John L. Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2022 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Rebecca W. 27 Jul 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Private, quiet oasis We thoroughly enjoyed our stay. The house was so cute and came stocked with so many things to made our stay easier. Great access to the river and we saw 1-2 manatees pass by the house in morning and evening but you have to watch carefully as mostly they are swimming alone and underwater. Only downside was the location on the canal has alot of eel grass. This is a plus and minus. The crazy crowds are not disturbing your peace on the canal and there is plenty of food for the manatees. Still clear water and able to see fish and manatees off the dock. However, guests didn't want to spend alot of time in the water just off the dock because of the grass touching them. LOL. Super quick access to the sandy main river. We were grateful that there really weren't alot of biting bugs even when outside in the evening. I think the very first night there were a few no see-ums. But no mosquitos present and only 1 encounter with a yellow fly over a full day of kayaking the entire length of the river. Beds were comfy and air conditioner kept the space enjoyable. The lanai is a beautiful space to spend morning and evenings. ##### Rebecca W. Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2022 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Sarah P. 19 Jul 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Perfect for small family House was adorable and very clean, comfortable and well stocked. The owner was so nice and they’ve really thought of everything. The kayaks were in great shape and the location was perfect for spending time on the river. ##### Sarah P. Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2022 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Ed K. 15 Jul 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Funky flamingo fun Very cool place with everything you need. ##### Ed K. Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2022 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Timmerie C. 27 Jun 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Orlando Conference Break! I cannot say enough nice things about staying at this property. The cottage was perfect in every way! We paddled entire length of the river one day....we did it in 5+ hours but it was so worth it! If you do the long paddle you see fabulous wildlife. The next couple days we just played on the river, paddled around and just had a blast. It was such a wonderful break. Truly a neighborhood party on the river. Eat at the Italian Restaurant at the top of the neighborhood..it was wonderful. Everything you need is near by...Walmart etc. On the one rainy afternoon there were lots of games and the screened in porch was absolutely perfect. This is definitely a to do in Florida...it is something different and fun!! And yes we saw manatees everyday! Tons of fish and birds to watch as well. ##### Timmerie C. Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2022 ### 8/10 Good #### Rhonda & Jim K. 16 Jun 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### River Cottage Plenty of room for two adults and two children (1 bathroom). Everything you need in the kitchen including updated appliances. Nice big TV with premium TV apps. Canal is crystal clear and extremely short distance to aqua blue waters of the river (enjoy sand bars and swimming). Very close to Weeki Watchee. Kayaks on premises and small boat rental with delivery right to dock. Upper deck restaurant with great food easy to paddle to or take car (5 minutes away). Owner Jan is real sweet and eager to please. ##### Rhonda & Jim K. Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2022 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Krista W. 12 Jun 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Funtastic Funky Flamingo I wish I could give the Funky Flamingo and Jan the host extra ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐. Both the property and host exceeded our expectations. Jan has put so much time and effort into the property - there are visual and comfort details everywhere. My family of four did not lack for anything while at the house - it is as functional as it is cute. From the board games, kayaks, stocked kitchen and bath - all you will need are groceries and you won't need to leave the property. The location is exceptional. The house is just a short paddle to either the state park which offers calm crystal blue waters or Rogers Park with a little park, swim area and restaurant. My family was here for 4 full days and did not leave the Weeki Wachee area. There is plenty to do but the vibe is so laid back and chill - it was a true vacation to escape and slow down. We did see manatees everyday on the river and with two smaller kids we rented a little boat from the company Jan recommended. With the boat we were able to take the river all the way up the state park where the water was so blue and quiet. We went to see the Mermaid show at Weeki Wachee Springs State Park mid-week per Jan's recommendations and the crowds were totally manageable. Apparently the place gets packed in the weekends so try to go during the week if possible. We did also venture to Pine Island beach one afternoon and it was great. There aren't really many waves but there is a little park and we saw a pod of dolphins and crabs. I have never heard of this area of Florida but it is truly magical. The kids are already wanting to go back and we will be booking Jan's place again for next year! ##### Krista W. Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2022 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Noah H. 6 Jun 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Birthday weeki wachee trip Place was great. Great scenery, calm and relaxing atmosphere and just all out good vibes would highly recommend! ##### Noah H. Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2022 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Megan C. 24 Apr 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Quaint little cottage The Funky Flamingo did not disappoint. It has super cute decor and is super cozy and home like. The hosts have thought of the little things you may have forgotten along your travel. We used the kayaks and paddle board that were at the cottage everyday and they had plenty of beach toys for our day trip to the beach. Janelle was very responsive with any questions or concerns we had throughout our stay. The neighborhood was quiet and neighbors were friendly. We would definitely stay at the Funky Flamingo River Cottage again. ##### Megan C. Stayed 5 nights in Apr 2022