It wasn't a hotel, it was a few apartments, with a pool, no bar, no restaurant - which surely is what defines a hotel.
The bedroom up spiral stairs, had a low domed roof, I'm 5'4", hit my head several times, it was hopeless, you couldn't move around in there at all.
Downstairs was like cave architecture, a stone sofa, small plastic table, no chair. I had to get ready for a wedding, I expected a lot more for a thousand pounds for the week.