"The pool may look lovely, but our room was dingy, the sparse furniture was outdated by decades, the bed was extremely uncomfortable, the terrace was in a terrible state of disrepair, we had no phone and we haven't even started on the bathroom! You had to be very slim to even enter the bathroom. The shower had a rickety and flimsy door arrangement that opened on two sides meeting in the corner, if you could get it to open and close that is. There was no room to move in the shower and nowhere to...