This was easily one the WORST hotel stays I have ever had in my life! Upon arrival, the property owner acted as if we weren't expected to arrive that day. Then I discovered that the toilet in our bathroom was absolutely filthy - I travel with Clorox wipes so I cleaned it myself. The house is a large house with decent rooms but it's in the middle of nowhere. We asked about getting a taxi to the beach & the owner arranged for her handyman to take us in their old van. I was fine with this but we agreed upon a time for pickup but in the middle of enjoying our beach time, we were informed that we would have to take a taxi back to the hotel. Although I'd asked for a taxi # one was never provided and as we had arranged for pickup, I didn't bring my phone with me to even be able to call said taxi. This should have given me an indication of the rest to come. We could not access even something as basic as hot water unless the owner or her son were around. We soon discoverd how to just boil water ourselves in the kitchen if it was early. Without my permission, someone entered our room and rearranged our things but DID NOT CLEAN a thing. No fresh towels, no nothing. Owner told me I needed to tell HER if I didn't want anyone in my room. Then she proceeded to YELL at me when I simply inquired @ who would be in the room next door to mine b/c we shared a balcony with that room. Turns out it was my father but she didn't know that even one day before his arrival! Stay somewhere else!!!!