Blocked shower in first room, moved room.
Towels above toilet, knock them, all towels in toilet.
2 plug sockets in worst possible location.
Garbage WiFi in both rooms.
Mar 16 (working weeknight) woken 3 times to continuous running up/down the stairs until 4am, contacted reception twice, second time, receptionist thought it sensible to pretend to be mentally deranged to get me off the phone. On immediately visiting reception to check if calling emergency services to aid whoever answered the phone was necessary, and on asking receptionist if he'd answered the phone, he said yes and that he was busy dealing with a checkout.
Do not book here under, staff are either entirely under-trained or certifiable. A stay here will definitely intefere with the rest of your trip.