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Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)

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A living room with a sectional sofa, a coffee table, a TV mounted on the wall, and a view of houses through large windows. - Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) (Surf City)
A kitchen with wooden cabinets, a stainless steel sink, and a refrigerator covered in magnets. - Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) (Surf City)
A bedroom with a bed, nightstands, a ceiling fan, and large windows with curtains. - Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) (Surf City)
A framed view of a coastal scene with a building and a utility pole. - Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) (Surf City)
A coastal residential area with beachfront houses, sandy beach, and ocean waves. - Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) (Surf City)
Consider a stay at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) and take advantage of a playground, a library and laundry facilities. Guests can connect to free in-room WiFi.

Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional

Entire home

4 bedrooms4 bathroomsSleeps 161650 sq ft

Popular amenities

  • Kitchen
  • Washing machine
  • Dryer
  • Free Wi-Fi

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About this property

Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)

  • ***NEW FLOORING, NEW COUCH***

    Watch the ocean from 2 separate decks, a bedroom, dinner table, you name it! This home has 3 bedrooms with their own full bathroom. All bedrooms do have TVs (either smart TVs, or with Amazon Fire sticks), that come with access to Paramount Plus and Disney Plus. However we do suggest spending your time on the decks watching the ocean, out at the park or pool with the young kids, or at the beach! There is a smaller living room on the first floor, a bigger main living room on the second, along with a loft area that acts as both a 4th bedroom, as well as a kids' play area!

    Bdrm 1: Queen Bed
    Bdrm 2: F/F bunk bed (twin trundle)
    Bdrm 3: King Bed
    Loft (Bdrm 4): F/F/F custom bunks, couch that pulls out to small bed
    1st Living Area: Queen Sleeper Sofa
    2nd Living Area: Couch

    The space

    You enter the home into the downstairs living room with a queen sleeper sofa and two master bedroom suites flanking it. In this lounge area, you will find a mini library as well as access to the ocean side deck. A sliding glass door takes you to the outdoor deck with an ocean view.

    The oceanfront bedroom has a queen bed and its own private bath/shower.
    This bedroom also has a desk if you'd like to get a little work done. There is an additional downstairs bedroom with a F/F bunk bed with a twin trundle, and also with its own private bath/shower. The ocean facing bedroom has a closet, but both have a dresser.

    Continuing upstairs brings you past the laundry area at the landing with a recently updated washer/dryer. Up to the second floor you will enter the kitchen and living area. The kitchen comes with stainless appliances, granite counter tops and island, and solid maple cabinets.

    From the open concept living space, guests will enjoy a gorgeous ocean view from the many windows. A large dining area is set off to the side of the kitchen for plenty of seating (8). Enjoy the ocean views while having your dinner! The living room provides loads of natural light from the large windows extending into the cathedral ceilings. Access to the oceanfront deck is provided through the door in the living room.

    There is a master suite off this area, with a king bed and jetted bath tub/shower. This room also includes a dresser, and closet. This bedroom also has an adjustable height desk for use as a workstation. If you wish to use the jets, ensure the water is up above the jets/filters, and then you need to turn on the switch at the bedroom entry then press the button on ledge of the tub. Use at your own risk!

    On the landing to the third floor is a small half bath leading up to the bedroom loft which boasts a custom built triple bunk built into the walls (F/F/F). This also has a new couch, that pulls out to make a small bed. It's a lovely play area for the kids, or anyone that wants a little more separation and to get away from the rest of the group! This loft also has a 32" TV which has an Amazon Fire Stick to log onto applications for streaming etc.

    As of 03/31/2023, the pool is scheduled to open 04/15/2023 and then close for the season 10/31/2023.

    ** Due to COVID-19: Additional restrictions or unexpected closures may occur per HOA. **

    Don’t forget your linens! By default, linens are not provided during your stay. You are welcome to bring your own linens, or we have linens/towels that you may rent from us, or we can offer a 3rd party linens rental service.

    If you rent from us, it should be cheaper than using a 3rd party. Additionally, I don't know if there's anything worse than having to spend the first bit of your vacation making beds, after the long drive in getting there, so for additional fee the cleaner will also MAKE the beds for you!
    $25 increased cleaning fee (flat).
    $13/11/10/8 for sheets (K/Q/F/T, respectively)
    $10 per bed to have them made for your arrival
    $2 for each bath towel
    $1 for each hand towel/washcloth

    Pets are allowed, however it comes with increased pricing.
    We recommend you get renters insurance
    Cleaning fee is $25 more (flat fee, but subject to further increase if the cleaners go in to clean and see severe mess/hair etc)
    Refundable deposit increased by $250
    Additional $15 per night for first pet, $10 for second.

    Other things to note
    We leave beach/pool items in the closet for their free use by our guests. With that said, these items may have been taken, broken, or otherwise not useable. Please use at your own risk. This beach inventory was done on Sept 7, 2021, and the following items were there.

    5 boogie boards in 2 sizes, 2 don't have the wrist wrap thing.
    2 2.5 ft * 6 bamboo sand mat (1 very near end of its useful life) 1 3 * 8 (just eyeballing them, so approximate sizes)
    2 one pole umbrella
    1 3 section beach chair/recliner
    4 run of mill cheaper style beach chairs
    1 nicer tommy bahama beach chair
    2 beach balls
    1 puddle jumper swimmy. I think it says 30-50 lb.
    7 pool noodles
    1 baby seat float thing (with a shade)
    1 Pool donut float
    1 pool float couch thing
    Then assorted beach toys (shovel, bucket, frisbee, etc)

Property amenities

Beach

  • Beach nearby
  • Beach loungers

Pool/Spa

  • Communal pool
  • Outdoor pool
  • Private pool

Internet

  • Available in the house: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Parking on site

Kitchen

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Hob
  • Ice maker
  • Kitchen island
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Refrigerator
  • Spices
  • Toaster

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 4 bedrooms
  • Sofa bed

Bathroom

  • 4 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper

Living spaces

  • Dining table
  • Living room

Entertainment

  • Books
  • Games
  • Library
  • Smart TV
  • Stereo

Outdoor areas

  • Balcony
  • Barbecue grill
  • Outdoor furniture

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Washing machine

Work spaces

  • Computer monitor
  • Desk
  • Desk chair

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • Pet friendly
  • Up to 9 kg per pet

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board

Location highlights

  • Near a health/beauty spa
  • Near the bay
  • Near the marina
  • Near the ocean
  • On the waterfront

Things to do

  • Bodyboard
  • Birdwatching nearby
  • Fishing nearby
  • Jet skiing nearby
  • Kayaking nearby
  • Motor boating nearby
  • Sailing nearby
  • Scuba diving nearby
  • Snorkelling nearby
  • Surfing/bodyboarding nearby
  • Swimming nearby
  • Water skiing nearby
  • Water tubing nearby
  • Windsurfing nearby

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • First aid kit
  • Fire extinguisher
  • Deadbolt lock

General

  • Unit size: 1,650 square feet

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Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Contactless check-in and check-out are available
Minimum check-in age - 25

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM
Contactless check-out

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Pets

Pets are allowed
Service animals are welcome, and are exempt from fees
2 total (up to 9 kg per pet)
Restrictions apply; for more information contact the property on the number on the booking confirmation

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

This property is managed by a private host (a party not acting within their trade, business or profession). EU consumer law, including the right of withdrawal, will not apply to your booking. The cancellation policy set by the private host will cover your booking.
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit and a deadlock
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios and terraces, which may not be suitable for children; if you have any concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm that they can accommodate you in a suitable room
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation

About the area

Located in Surf City, this holiday home is on the waterfront. Seacoast Art Gallery and Missiles and More Museum are cultural highlights, and some of the area's activities can be experienced at Back in Touch Massage, Yoga, & Lomilomi and Escape Spa. Travelling with kids? Consider Ohana Paddle Sports, or check out an event or a game at Topsail Skating Rink Topsail Beach. With jet skiing, kayaking and scuba diving nearby, you'll find plenty of adventures in the water. Visit our Surf City travel guide
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Surf City, NC

What's nearby

  • A wooden pier with a series of beams and a view of the water beyond.
    Surf City Beach
    4 min walk - 0.3 miles
  • A wooden pier extending into a calm sea under a cloudy sky.
    Surf City Pier
    4 min drive - 2.3 miles
  • A brick building with arched entrances and a sign reading "DePaolo Hall".
    University of North Carolina at Wilmington
    48 min drive - 40.6 miles
  • A river winding through a city with industrial areas and green spaces.
    Riverwalk
    52 min drive - 41.8 miles
  • A beach with a wooden fence, tall grass, and waves crashing onto the shore.
    Wrightsville Beach
    54 min drive - 37.6 miles

Getting around

  • Wilmington, NC (ILM-Wilmington Intl.)
    46 min drive

Restaurants

  • McDonald's
    7 min drive
  • Fish Monger's Honest Seafood
    10 min drive
  • City Cafe
    12 min drive
  • Surf City Smash
    7 min drive
  • Dunkin'
    8 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Does Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) have a pool?

Yes, this property has an outdoor pool.

Is Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) pet-friendly?

Yes, this property allows pets (limit 2 total) with a maximum weight of up to 9 kg per pet. Some restrictions may apply, so please contact the property for more details.

How much is parking at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)?

On-site parking is available at the property.

What time is check-in at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)?

Checkout is at 11:00 AM.

Where is Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) located?

This family-friendly Surf City holiday home is located on the waterfront, within 2 mi (3 km) of Surf City Beach, Back in Touch Massage, Yoga, & Lomilomi and Inis Spa. Ohana Paddle Sports and Escape Spa are also within 3 miles (5 km).

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