Title: It is not a bedroom .Not a joke. Welcome to the black hole!! Reviews, Deals & Photos 2026 - Expedia.co.uk [See all properties](http://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?regionId=&selected=119328727&adults=2&children=&sort=RECOMMENDED&useRewards=false&semdtl=&userIntent=&vip=false) # It is not a bedroom .Not a joke. Welcome to the black hole!! Campsite in Geneva ## Photo gallery for It is not a bedroom .Not a joke. Welcome to the black hole!! ![Property grounds - It is not a bedroom .Not a joke. Welcome to the black hole!! (Geneva)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/120000000/119330000/119328800/119328727/f8d311a9.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=598&ra=fit) ![Property grounds - It is not a bedroom .Not a joke. Welcome to the black hole!! (Geneva)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/120000000/119330000/119328800/119328727/9823280b.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Miscellaneous - It is not a bedroom .Not a joke. Welcome to the black hole!! 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With a cozy black tube and a refreshing shower, this beautiful retreat provides the perfect setting for a peaceful getaway. Experience what Geneva has to offer ## Property amenities ### Bedrooms - Bedroom ### Bathroom - 0.5 bathroom - Shower - Soap - Toilet paper - Towels provided ### Pets - No pets allowed ### Suitability/Accessibility - Smoke-free property ### Safety features - No carbon monoxide detector or gas appliances (host has indicated there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property) - No smoke detector (host has indicated there is no smoke detector on the property) ### General - Property does not allow children ## Similar properties ![TV](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/120000000/119880000/119874900/119874860/4d28e84e.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### 1 bedroom cabin in Painesville 500 sq feet Painesville - Washing machine - Parking available - Microwave [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2026-01-27&endDate=2026-01-28&selected=119874860&PinnedHotelID=119874860&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) ![Outdoor dining](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/97000000/96540000/96532100/96532030/851baae3.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Beautiful cabin situated on wooded land with nice yard clearing and small stream Madison - Kitchen - Washing machine - Dryer - Free Wi-Fi 10 Exceptional 11 reviews [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2026-01-27&endDate=2026-01-28&selected=96532030&PinnedHotelID=96532030&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) ![Smart TV](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/90000000/89550000/89541100/89541002/d0453e89.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Lighthouse View Suite. 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EU consumer law, including the right of withdrawal, will not apply to your booking. The cancellation policy set by the private host will cover your booking. Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited Host has indicated that there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property Host has indicated that there is no smoke detector on the property This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation ## About the area ![Map](https://maps.googleapis.com/maps/api/staticmap?&size=660x330&map_id=3b266eb50d2997c6¢er=41.83599,-80.98588&zoom=13&channel=expedia-HotelInformation&maptype=roadmap&scale=1&path=color:0xFFFFF|weight:2|fillcolor:0x005AEB7F|enc:_%7Ej%7EFvphmN%3FU%3FU%3FS%3FS%40U%40U%40Q%40U%40U%40SBS%40SBUBSBUBSBQBSDSDSBSDSDSDSFQDSDQFQFQDSHQFQFQFOHSFOHOHQHOFOJOHOHMHOJOJMHMJOJMJMJKJMJKLMJKLKJILKJKLILILILILILGLGLINELGLGLGNENELENELCNELENANENALCNANANANALAN%3FNAN%3FN%3FN%40N%3FL%40N%40N%40N%40N%40LBN%40NDL%40NDNDLBNDNDLDLDNFLFLFLDNHLFLFLHLHLHLHLHJJLJJHLJJJJLLJJLJJJLJLJNHLJLHNJNHLHNHNHNHNHPHNFNHRFNFPFPFPFRFPFPDPDRFPDRDRDRBRDRDRBRBPBRBTBRBT%40R%40RBR%40T%40T%40P%40T%40T%3FR%3FR%3FT%3FT%3FR%3FT%3FR%3FTARATARATARCRATARCTCPCTCRCRCRERERCREREPERGREPERGPGPGPGPGPGRGNIPGPININIPILIPILINKNILKNILKLKLKLKLKJMLKJKJMJKJMJKHMHMJMFMJMFMHMFOFMFMFMFODMDMFODODMBODOBMBOBOBM%40OBO%3FOBO%40M%3FO%3FO%40O%3FO%3FOAO%3FM%3FOAOCO%3FOCMAOCOCOCMCOEMCOEMEOGOEMEMGMGOGMGMGMIMGMKMGMKMIKIMKKKMKKKMKKMKKKMKMKMKMIMKOKMIOIOIMKQGMIQIOIOGQIQGOGSGQIQEQGQGQESEQGSESEQESCSESESCSCSCSCUCQCUASCUASASAUASAUAS%3FU%3FS%3FU%3FS&key=AIzaSyCYjQus5kCufOpSj932jFoR_AJiL9yiwOw&signature=4MngbqxO176FPkx23x3sFV3-KA8=) Geneva, OH #### What's nearby - Deer Lake Golf Club \- 6 min drive \- 1.8 miles - Geneva State Park \- 8 min drive \- 2.4 miles - Geneva Marina \- 8 min drive \- 2.4 miles - Lakehouse Inn & Winery \- 11 min drive \- 4.4 miles - Old Firehouse Winery \- 11 min drive \- 4.7 miles #### Restaurants - ‪Circle K - ‬10 min drive - ‪Sportsterz Bar And Grille - ‬12 min drive - ‪Eddie's Grill - ‬13 min drive - ‪The Cove Nightclub - ‬13 min drive - ‪Yankies - ‬12 min drive ## Frequently asked questions ### Is It is not a bedroom .Not a joke. 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