Title: Morgan Cottage at 'This Is Not Here' With Hot Tub Reviews, Deals & Photos 2026 - Expedia.co.uk [See all properties](http://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?regionId=&adults=2&children=&sort=RECOMMENDED&useRewards=false&semdtl=&userIntent=&vip=false) Entire home # Morgan Cottage at 'This Is Not Here' With Hot Tub Riverside cottage with kitchen and patio ## Photo gallery for Morgan Cottage at 'This Is Not Here' With Hot Tub ![Property grounds - Morgan Cottage at 'This Is Not Here' With Hot Tub (Skirpenbeck)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/58000000/57960000/57957700/57957639/90-7357d74e.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=598&ra=fit) ![Outdoor dining - Morgan Cottage at 'This Is Not Here' With Hot Tub (Skirpenbeck)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/58000000/57960000/57957700/57957639/cee072a6.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Interior - Morgan Cottage at 'This Is Not Here' With Hot Tub (Skirpenbeck)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/58000000/57960000/57957700/57957639/90-b61a3a63.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Exterior - Morgan Cottage at 'This Is Not Here' With Hot Tub (Skirpenbeck)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/58000000/57960000/57957700/57957639/a7914446.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Interior - Morgan Cottage at 'This Is Not Here' With Hot Tub (Skirpenbeck)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/58000000/57960000/57957700/57957639/3acc87d0.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) - Overview - Location - Amenities - Policies At Morgan Cottage, This Is Not Here, immerse yourself in luxurious surroundings and beautiful views of the Yorkshire Wolds. Discover unique touches like a converted wall telephone and prints by local artists Robert E Fuller. With amenities including a private patio with Gas BBQ and cast iron fire pit, Bose speaker for streaming your favorite music via Bluetooth, WiFi throughout the cottage with your own unique access code. ## Reviews 10 Exceptional ### Entire home 2 bedrooms2 bathroomsSleeps 6 ## Popular amenities - Fireplace - Parking available - Barbecue grill - Breakfast available ## Add dates for prices Check-in Check-out Travellers ## About this property ### Entire place You'll have the entire cottage to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party. ### Morgan Cottage at 'This Is Not Here' With Hot Tub The team at ‘This Is Not Here’ have taken their inspiration from all the good and bad experiences they have had through extensive travelling across the world to create what they believe is a unique brand. The concept is to create memories, not just stays! It is all about the customer experience. If you do decide to book with us (which we hope you will), we want you to leave with the five star WOW factor and become a returning regular friend. Each cottage has been meticulously thought-out with décor, furnishings, fixtures and art work. Some of the furniture, lights, ornaments and prints are available to purchase. We have a strong sustainability ethos, although very much on a journey. This ethos has a principle of where ever possible only using local trades, shops and produce. The cottages have ground source heating and all the properties are supplied with Green electricity. We can provide locally sourced meats from our butcher or you can go and meet Carl yourself. Responsibly sourced fish from our Fish Monger and again you can meet Richard if you would like. Milk (in returnable glass bottles) from a small dairy in the Yorkshire Dales (no super herds) along with local Eggs, Butter, Cream and Orange Juice (again in returnable glass bottles) can be provided by our Milk lady, Christine. There are also numerous small Artisan Bakeries, Pâtissier, Green Grocers and other great food and drink businesses in the local area. We realise there is more to do on being sustainable, this is our journey and if you have any ideas on how we could improve whilst staying with us we’d love to hear them. We are more than happy to discuss any requirements you may have for your luxury break and make it personal to you. We can organise the occasional day, evening or your entire stay. These could include (but not limited to) Chauffeured Excursion, Private Chef, Caviar Experience, Yoga, Wine Tasting. This can be organised before you arrive or during your stay and is subject to availability. Please do not feel any obligation to do any of these things, your stay with us is about creating a luxurious memorable experience, this may mean you only want to book the cottage and relax in complete privacy whilst taking in the beautiful views and wildlife, luxurious surroundings, antiques and artwork. We always provide a starter welcome pack free of charge, this includes, fresh milk, tea, filter coffee, sugar and dishwasher tablets. We are happy to organise a Bakers, Fish Mongers, Butchers and Green Grocers hamper for you or combination, please let us know and we can discuss your requirements. Well behaved pets are very welcome and do not attract any additional charge, all we ask is you let us know if your bringing a pet and do not allow them on the beds or furniture. Morgan Cottage at ‘This Is Not Here’ is a luxurious and meticulously equipped self-catering property, decorated in Farrow and Ball colours and furnished with antiques, paintings, photographs and prints by various artists. Most pieces in the cottage have a story such as the wall telephone that is converted to work on modern exchanges, the print of the Darley Arabian that was brought to the UK by a local family or prints from the local world-renowned wildlife artist Robert E Fuller. The cottage stands in the grounds of the main house. The property is gated and you will be provided with your own unique code to allow you to come and go as you please. Sleeping up to 6 adults (2 bedrooms with and a sofa bed in the living area), this cottage has everything you need for an unforgettable break that has the ethos of ‘collect memories not things’. It is attached to Jenson Cottage that can sleep upto 4 adults (2 bedrooms), although both cottages are independent of each other. https://airbnb.com/h/thisisnothere-jensoncottage It has its own private patio area just opposite the cottage with a large luxury glass table with 8 chairs and parasol, Gas BBQ and cast iron fire pit. There is also a communal secure bike store. Inside you will find the latest Dualit and NEFF appliances along with plenty of pans, crockery, cutlery and glasses. There are two SMART televisions that have Netflix, iPlayer etc and the facility for other pay to view services such as Amazon Prime and Now TV. There is a Bose speaker that can connect to your SMART device via Bluetooth and of course WiFi throughout with your own unique access code. There is a downstairs and upstairs bathroom with fittings by Burlington and a . There is also a large luxury Whirl and Air Pool Spa Bath fitted that will maintain a constant temperature for as long as your in it. The main bedroom has a Super King Size bed specially made here in York along with wardrobe and dressing table. The second bedroom can be set up with either two Single beds or a King Size bed. The settee in the main living area pulls out to a very comfortable bed. There is emergency lighting and smoke and carbon monoxide alarms. The cottage benefits from beautiful views of the Yorkshire Wolds and is situated in a peaceful traditional farming village. Its location is ideal for visiting Malton and York (which are circa eight miles away) as well as the Yorkshire Wolds, North Yorkshire Moors and the fabulous East Coast. We also have electric car charging facilities, should you require. Stamford Bridge is only one and a half miles away and has all the amenities you could want, Butcher, Baker, Farm Shop, Pubs that serve food, Bistro, Cash Machine, Takeaways, Doctors, Dentist etc. Stamford Bridge also has a regular bus service to York. Malton is a must for food lovers and is also the place that gave Charles Dickens’ the inspiration for 'A Christmas Carol' whilst staying with his friend Charles Smithson. Charles Dickens’ close link with Malton stemmed from his friendship with Charles Smithson, a member of a Solicitor’s family who practised in Chancery Lane, Malton and shared also in the London firm Smithson and Dunn. Their office in Chancery Lane was the model for Scrooge’s Office and the ‘Bells’ were those of St Leonard’s Church on Church Hill. There are also lots of other villages close by with excellent pubs, community shops and lovely walks and rides. ## Property amenities ### Pool/Spa - Hot tub ### Internet - Available in the cottage: Free WiFi ### Parking and transport - Electric car charging station on site - Limo/town car service - Car required - Parking on site ### Kitchen - Coffee/tea maker - Cookware, dishware, and utensils - Dishwasher - Electric kettle - Hob - Ice maker - Oven - Paper towels - Refrigerator - Spices - Toaster ### Dining - Breakfast available for a fee - Chef service - Dining table ### Bedrooms - 2 bedrooms - Bedsheets provided ### Bathroom - 2 bathrooms - Bathtub - Hair dryer - Shower - Toilet paper - Towels provided ### Living spaces - Dining table - Fireplace - Living room ### Entertainment - Books - Smart TV - Stereo - Video library ### Outdoor areas - Barbecue grill - Firepit - Garden - Outdoor furniture - Patio ### Comfort - Heating ### Pets - Pet friendly ### Suitability/Accessibility - Smoke-free property ### Services and conveniences - Meal delivery service ### Location highlights - In a village - On a river ### Things to do - Horseback riding nearby - Motor boating nearby ### Safety features - Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector) - Smoke detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property) ### General - Electric car charging station - Garden ## Similar properties ![Exterior detail](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/91000000/90220000/90218100/90218005/080e9a92.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Barn conversion on small working farm York - Kitchen - Washer - Pet-friendly - Free WiFi 9.8 Exceptional 86 reviews [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2025-12-19&endDate=2025-12-20&selected=90218005&PinnedHotelID=90218005&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) ![Outdoor spa tub](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/118000000/117380000/117375700/117375637/bc771373.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Pocklington Deluxe Lodge Pocklington, York - Hot tub - Kitchen - Free WiFi 9.2 Wonderful 12 reviews [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2025-12-19&endDate=2025-12-20&selected=117375637&PinnedHotelID=117375637&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) ![Terrace/patio](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/58000000/57250000/57249200/57249151/w1278h956x0y0-27b21261.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Elckys Holiday HOT TUB Lodge York York - Hot tub - Kitchen - Washer - Dryer 9.4 Exceptional 3 reviews £226 includes taxes & fees 9 Dec - 10 Dec [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2025-12-09&endDate=2025-12-10&selected=57249151&PinnedHotelID=57249151&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) ![Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/99000000/98520000/98519400/98519365/2f475581.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Eagle Lodge – Luxury Hot Tub Escape near York York - Hot tub - Kitchen - Washer - Dryer 10 Exceptional 1 review [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2025-12-19&endDate=2025-12-20&selected=98519365&PinnedHotelID=98519365&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) ![Exterior detail](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/118000000/117970000/117965400/117965396/a116a60b.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Luxury Moorhen Lodge & Hot Tub. 3 miles from York city centre! 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EU consumer law, including the right of withdrawal, will not apply to your booking. The cancellation policy set by the private host will cover your booking. Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation ### We should mention A car is required for transport to and from this property ### Property is also known as Morgan Cottage at 'this Is Not Here' Morgan Cottage at 'this Is Not Here' With Hot Tub York Morgan Cottage at 'this Is Not Here' With Hot Tub Cottage Morgan Cottage at 'this Is Not Here' With Hot Tub Cottage York ## About the area ![Map](https://maps.googleapis.com/maps/api/staticmap?&size=660x330&map_id=3b266eb50d2997c6¢er=54.00176,-0.86562&zoom=13&channel=expedia-HotelInformation&maptype=roadmap&scale=1&path=color:0xFFFFF|weight:2|fillcolor:0x005AEB7F|enc:abshIbah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key=AIzaSyCYjQus5kCufOpSj932jFoR_AJiL9yiwOw&signature=P7FHVbTYeqMqI_4mvT1mSClv9D4=) Skirpenbeck, England #### What's nearby - Breezy Knees Gardens and Nursery \- 10 min drive \- 6.3 miles - Howsham Mill \- 11 min drive \- 7.1 miles - York Maze \- 11 min drive \- 8.4 miles - University of York \- 12 min drive \- 8.8 miles - McArthur Glen Designer Outlet \- 16 min drive \- 13.2 miles #### Getting around - Malton Station - 19 min drive #### Restaurants - ‪Starbucks - ‬10 min drive - ‪The Half Moon Inn - ‬12 min drive - ‪The Scrap box - ‬11 min drive - ‪The Blacksmiths Arms - ‬10 min drive - ‪Thompsons Fish & Chips - ‬10 min drive ## Frequently asked questions ### Is Morgan Cottage at 'This Is Not Here' With Hot Tub pet-friendly? ### How much is parking at Morgan Cottage at 'This Is Not Here' With Hot Tub ? ### What time is check-in at Morgan Cottage at 'This Is Not Here' With Hot Tub ? ### What time is check-out at Morgan Cottage at 'This Is Not Here' With Hot Tub ? ### Where is Morgan Cottage at 'This Is Not Here' With Hot Tub located? ## Have a question? 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