Title: Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach! Reviews, Deals & Photos 2026 - Expedia.co.uk [See all properties](http://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?regionId=&selected=122984581&adults=2&children=&sort=RECOMMENDED&useRewards=false&semdtl=&userIntent=&vip=false) Entire home # Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach! ## Photo gallery for Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach! ![Beach nearby - Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach! (Oroville)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/123000000/122990000/122984600/122984581/c405b65c.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=598&ra=fit) ![Pool - Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach! (Oroville)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/123000000/122990000/122984600/122984581/5ff39b81.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Terrace/patio - Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach! (Oroville)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/123000000/122990000/122984600/122984581/21d9ff47.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![TV, fireplace - Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach! (Oroville)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/123000000/122990000/122984600/122984581/9c415f91.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![TV, fireplace - Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach! (Oroville)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/123000000/122990000/122984600/122984581/f8e525b9.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) - Overview - Location - Amenities - Policies Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach! provides amenities, such as a garden and a gym. Stay connected with in-room WiFi. ## Reviews 10 Exceptional ### Entire home 3 bedrooms3 bathrooms ## Popular amenities - Kitchen - Washing machine - Dryer - Pet-friendly - Air-conditioning - Gym ## Add dates for prices Check-in Check-out Travellers ## About this property ### Entire place You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party. ### Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach! Pure Malarkey is a 3-bedroom lake-view cottage on warm-water Lake Osoyoos, just steps from direct beach accessβ€”perfect for floating the day away. Unwind on the veranda at sunset or cool off with A/C and a lush resort pool. Explore a mile-long beach, playgrounds, pickleball courts, walking trails, marina, lakeside diner, on-site gym, and EV charging. Your relaxing lakeside escape awaits. Highlights & Amenities: 🏞️ Prime Lake & Beach Access – Steps from the sandy shoreline and perfect for swimming, floating, beach games, and sunset views. πŸ›οΈ Comfy Sleeping Options – β€’ Master suite with king bed and ensuite β€’ Queen bedroom β€’ Loft with two doubles & two twins β€” perfect for kids or friends. 🍳 Fully Equipped Kitchen – Plenty of space for cooking meals and family breakfasts with coffee makers (drip & Nespresso) and essentials included. πŸ”₯ Outdoor Patio & Verandas – Relax with lake views, dine al fresco, and enjoy yard games while the kids play. πŸ›‹οΈ Open Living Space – Spacious great room with comfy seating, fireplace, and large flat-screen TV β€” perfect for evening downtime. 🏊 Resort-Style Community Perks – Access to pool, hot tub, playgrounds, pickleball and basketball courts, walking trails, marina, diner, store, fitness center and more. πŸ“Ά Wi-Fi & Comfort – Fast internet and air conditioning keep everyone happy whether you’re streaming or chilling indoors. πŸ“ Unbeatable Location – Located in the heart of Veranda Beach Resort on Lake Osoyoos β€” warm waters, sandy beaches, and endless fun are right outside your door. Important notes: 🐾 PETS We love furry friends and welcome up to two dogs with a $100 pet fee. β€’ More than two dogs? Please message us to arrange additional payment ($50 per extra dog). β€’ Pet fees must be paid in full at least 24 hours prior to check-in or we reserve the right to cancel the stay without refund. β€’ Dogs must be leashed in all community common areas. β€’ Enjoy the fenced yard with lush grass, and please pick up after your pets before departure. ⏰ EARLY CHECK-IN / LATE CHECK-OUT Early check-in or late check-out may be approved case by case and is often accommodated when possible. β€’ Written approval is required prior to arrival. 🀫 QUIET HOURS Quiet hours are 10:00 PM – 8:00 AM. β€’ Excessive noise or disturbances during this time may result in immediate termination of your stay without refund. 🎣 FISH & GAME We respect hunters and anglers; however: β€’ No fish or game cleaning inside the cabin. β€’ An outdoor spigot is available for these activities. 🏊 SHARED SPACES & ACCESS KEYS Enjoy community amenities including: β€’ Pool & hot tub β€’ Game room β€’ Fitness room (no street shoes) β€’ Diner, store & marina πŸš— PARKING β€’ Parking is located across the street or at the rear of the community. β€’ To keep streets safe and kid-friendly, parking at cottages is load & unload only. β€’ A parking pass will be provided and must be displayed on your dashboard. πŸ—‘οΈ TRASH β€’ Nightly trash pickup occurs at 8:00 PM from the street. 🚭 SMOKING β€’ No smoking is permitted inside the cabin at any time. ⚠️ LIABILITY This property is privately owned. Owners are not responsible for accidents, injuries, or illness that may occur during your stay. By booking, guests agree to assume all risks associated with use of the property and its amenities. 🏑 House Rules πŸŒ… Check-in & Check-out Check-in: 4:00 PM or later Check-out: 10:00 AM Parking @ the cottage for load & unload only. Early check-in/late check-out may be available upon request. πŸ‘₯ Guest Policies Maximum occupancy: \[9 guests\] Only registered guests allowed on the property. No parties, events, or large gatherings without prior approval. Minimum age to book: 25 years old 🚭 Smoking, Pets & Noise No smoking or vaping inside the home. Pets: \[Allowed\] β€” if allowed, please clean up after them and keep off furniture (includes veranda). Wet animals need to dry on the Veranda. Quiet hours: 10:00 PM – 8:00 AM (be mindful of neighbors and the lakefront setting). πŸ”₯ Safety & Property Care Please no fires outside of designated fire pits or BBQ areas. Always supervise children near the waterfront and dock. Turn off lights, AC/heat, and appliances when leaving. No shoes or flops inside β€” help keep the home clean. Report any damages or issues immediately so we can address them quickly. πŸ›Ά Lake & Outdoor Use Use life jackets and follow local water safety rules. No glass containers near the dock or shoreline. Return kayaks, paddles, and outdoor gear to their storage spots after use. 🧹 Before You Go Wash dishes or start the dishwasher. Place used towels in the bathroom or laundry area. Take out trash and recycling to the designated bins. Leave the home tidy and as you found it β€” thank you! πŸ’¬ Other Notes We want you to relax and enjoy your time at the lake! Please treat the property and neighbors with the same care you would your own home. ## Property amenities ### Beach - Beach nearby ### Internet - Available in the house: WiFi ### Parking and transport - Electric car charging station on site - Car not required - Parking on site ### Kitchen - Coffee/tea maker - Cookware, dishware, and utensils - Dishwasher - Hob - Microwave - Oven - Refrigerator - Toaster ### Dining - Dining table ### Bedrooms - 3 bedrooms - Bedsheets provided ### Bathroom - 3 bathrooms - Hair dryer ### Living spaces - Dining table - Fireplace ### Entertainment - TV ### Outdoor areas - Balcony - Barbecue grill - Garden ### Laundry - Washing machine ### Comfort - Air conditioning - Heating ### Pets - Pet friendly ### Suitability/Accessibility - Smoke-free property ### Services and conveniences - Iron/ironing board ### Location highlights - Near the marina - On a lake ### Things to do - Bicycles - Boat - Gym - Kayak - Basketball nearby - Birdwatching nearby - Fishing nearby - Hiking/biking trails nearby - Jet skiing nearby - Motor boating nearby - Water skiing nearby ### Safety features - Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property) - Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property) ### General - Bicycles - Electric car charging station - Garden - Property located in a resort ## Similar properties ![Outdoor pool, open 7:00 AM to 10:00 PM, pool cabanas (surcharge)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/2000000/1220000/1216300/1216219/0cf31836.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Spirit Ridge, in The Unbound Collection by Hyatt Osoyoos - Pool - Hot tub - Spa - Pet-friendly 9.0 Wonderful 1,001 reviews Β£118 includes taxes & fees 19 Mar - 20 Mar [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2026-03-19&endDate=2026-03-20&selected=1216219&PinnedHotelID=1216219&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) ![Exterior](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/1000000/180000/173200/173148/7d19780c.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Holiday Inn Hotel & Suites Osoyoos by IHG Osoyoos - On private beach - Pool - Hot tub - Parking included 7.8 Good 1,000 reviews Β£77 includes taxes & fees 9 Mar - 10 Mar [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2026-03-09&endDate=2026-03-10&selected=173148&PinnedHotelID=173148&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) ![Terrace/patio](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/9000000/8370000/8361500/8361408/6574fc31.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Waterfront Inn Penticton - Pet-friendly - Parking included - Free Wi-Fi - Air-conditioning 8.0 Very good 343 reviews [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2026-03-16&endDate=2026-03-17&selected=8361408&PinnedHotelID=8361408&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) ![Private beach](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/10000000/9070000/9064600/9064558/3b6c5d35.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Falcon Resort Osoyoos - On private beach - Pool - Hot tub - Parking included 6.0 90 reviews Β£50 includes taxes & fees 3 Mar - 4 Mar [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2026-03-03&endDate=2026-03-04&selected=9064558&PinnedHotelID=9064558&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) ![Interior](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/87000000/86320000/86316900/86316881/f6588ec6.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Spectacular Lake Front Home Oroville - Kitchen - Washing machine - Dryer - Air-conditioning 10 Exceptional 23 reviews Β£307 includes taxes & fees 5 Mar - 6 Mar [](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Hotel-Search?startDate=2026-03-05&endDate=2026-03-06&selected=86316881&PinnedHotelID=86316881&HadPinnedHotel=true®ionId=-1&adults=2) ![Property grounds](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/72000000/71080000/71075600/71075580/1b185741.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Luxury 3 bed 3 Bath Lake Front Townhouse in Canada’s Warmest City!! 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The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession. Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios and terraces, which may not be suitable for children; if you have any concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm that they can accommodate you in a suitable room This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation If you cancel your booking, you'll be subject to the host's cancellation policy. In accordance with UK consumer law, property booking services are not subject to the right of withdrawal. ### We should mention A car is not required for transport to and from this property ### Property is also known as 448225 ## About the area Located in Oroville, this holiday home is on a lake. Oroville Golf Club and Starlite Marina & Beach Shop are worth checking out if an activity is on the agenda, while those wishing to experience the area's natural beauty can explore Charles And Mary Eder Wildlife Area and Lake Osoyoos State Park. Shady Park and Rattlesnake Canyon are also worth visiting. Jet skiing, waterskiing and power boating offer great chances to get out on the surrounding water, or you can seek out an adventure with hiking nearby. [Visit our Oroville travel guide](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Oroville.dx142193) [View more Holiday homes in Oroville](https://www.expedia.co.uk/Oroville-Private-Holiday-Homes.d142193-aaPrivateHolidayHomes.Travel-Guide-Accommodation) ![Map](https://maps.googleapis.com/maps/api/staticmap?&size=660x330&map_id=3b266eb50d2997c6&zoom=13&markers=icon:https%3A%2F%2Fa.travel-assets.com%2Ftravel-assets-manager%2Feg-maps%2Fproperty.png%7C48.98735%2C-119.42816&channel=expedia-HotelInformation&maptype=roadmap&scale=1&key=AIzaSyCYjQus5kCufOpSj932jFoR_AJiL9yiwOw&signature=tRQ0iIJN_cEG1o2E88Ix7YsNIMk=) Oroville, WA ### What's nearby - ![Sight seeing ](https://images.trvl-media.com/place/181782/14fb9414-c31f-4a87-b0bf-99e7254c888c.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=115.61&rh=65.03&ra=fit&q=high) Osoyoos Lake 1 min walk \- 0.1 miles - ![Lake Osoyoos state park in Oroville Washington](https://images.trvl-media.com/place/553248621532651294/7c59deb3-716e-4a75-b105-b9257ab02a46.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=115.61&rh=65.03&ra=fit&q=high) Lake Osoyoos State Park 14 min drive \- 4.8 miles - ![Burrowing Owl Estate Winery showing a pool, a hotel and farmland](https://images.trvl-media.com/place/6290866/e2dee503-532f-4602-9419-175709b35a81.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=115.61&rh=65.03&ra=fit&q=high) Burrowing Owl Estate Winery 28 min drive \- 14.9 miles - ![Skaha Lake showing a small town or village, landscape views and a lake or waterhole](https://images.trvl-media.com/place/553248635976196729/c50bb525-5ef4-4764-b550-109923ead8aa.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=115.61&rh=65.03&ra=fit&q=high) Skaha Lake 53 min drive \- 38.3 miles - Charles And Mary Eder Wildlife Area 5 min drive \- 1.5 miles ### Restaurants - Hometime Pizza 15 min drive - Gino’s Coffee House 25 min drive - Expressions Espresso 15 min drive - Junction 3 26 min drive - The Owl Pub 26 min drive ## Frequently asked questions ### Is Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach! pet-friendly? ### How much is parking at Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach!? ### What time is check-in at Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach!? ### What time is check-out at Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach!? ### Where is Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach! located? ## Have a question? Beta Get instant answers with AI powered search of property information and reviews. Ask a question ## Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach! Reviews ## Reviews ### Exceptional All reviews shown are from real guest experiences. Only travellers who have booked a stay with us can submit a review. We verify reviews according to our guidelines and publish all reviews, positive or negative. [More information](https://www.expedia.co.uk/lp/b/content-guidelines) 10 - Excellent 1 8 - Good 0 6 - Okay 0 4 - Poor 0 2 - Terrible 0 ### 10 Cleanliness ### 10 Location ## Reviews ### 10/10 Excellent #### Kim H. 10 Jan 2026 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy This cottage was very comfortable and is designed with families in mind! Highly recommend for any time of the year! ##### Kim H. 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