The shower felt like you were going to fall through the floor and didn't drain in a timely manner, plus the shower curtain didn't stay closed because the rod wasn't secured properly on each end.
The pool water was so overly salted that you could go under the water without feeling like you were choking due to the salt content.
The continental breakfast left much to be desired. Milk warm on the counter, syrup empty for waffles, ice cold butter that wouldn't spread. Orange juice that was more of a tropical juice - could be a major allergen.