So, the only reason why I booked a few nights at this hotel was because of the reviews, which were mostly positive. Boy was I wrong. The condition of the place is in total disrepair. The wifi doesn't work AT ALL. Anywhere in the hotel. I asked two people at the front desk, but I wasn't able to get any help, because NO ONE SPEAKS A WORD OF ENGLISH AT THIS HOTEL. Literally, no one. How do you have a large resort in a 100% tourist town without anyone who can speak English? In my broken Spanish, I was able to ascertain that not only does the internet not work, it hasn't worked in over a year. But it gets worse. MUCH WORSE. During our first night, the phone rang in our room EVERY FIVE MINUTES from 1-6AM. You heard that right. I got up in the middle of the night, went downstairs (no one answers calls), and asked. They said it was a hotel-wide problem and they didn't know how to stop it. Awesome. Night 2 was as bad as night 1. The A/C didn't work (I forgot to mention that earlier), the fan in the room didn't work, the shower had no water pressure at all, and the carpet AND the sheets had stains on them. The next morning we woke up and had bed bug bites all over our bodies. Don't try and save money by staying at this dump. I thought it would be somewhere comparable between a Motel 6 and a Hampton Inn. Haha! It was 10 times worse than any Motel 6 I've ever stayed in. If you're American, and are used to some bare minimum comforts, avoid this place at all costs.