This must be the grottiest 'hotel' in Amsterdam. We had two rooms - second and top floor - the top floor stunk of cigarette smoke ingrained in everything (I suspect a smoker lives in this room when the hotel isn't booked as opening the window for 2 days did nothing!). The bed is U shaped and so uncomfortable - it should have been changed many years ago.
The room has mosquitos squashed all over the walls, grubby hand marks on white walls, and nothing had been cleaned properly. The shower consists of a shower with hand basin (cold tap only), a loo that you need to be a contortionist to sit on. The place needs a very very deep clean.
On the Sat night there was a rave in one of the neighbouring properties which started after midnight and finished at 7am, you could hear was the base thumping and people shouting all night.
The only redeeming feature of this place is the location - and even that was ruined by the rubbish dumped in front and a dozen seagulls squawking all morning following the all night rave!
This is not a hotel, but 6 bedsit rooms that they've converted on the cheap to include a shower. It reminded me of backpacking through SE Asia 25 years ago, apart from the price - this was not a cheap couple of nights GBP1,000 for 2 rooms - I regret choosing this place and either should have spent more, or stayed at the Ibis, or moved further out of the centre.
Be warned.