"Excellent" ? ... I wish I'd read all the reviews instead of just the headline.
This hotel is fine if the alternative is sleeping in the car. If, however, you want a room where if you want to swing a cat without it going into quarantine, this not for you. To quote Les Dawson : I turned out the light and was in bed before it got dark.
The WiFi only works in the reception area, not in your room, and even then drops out every 3 minutes.
The hotel is on the edge of a giant L'Eclerc car park with the only thing in walking distance : a dreaded McDonalds 'drive-thru'.
The mattresses are un-sprung : more thick foam pads. The bathroom is a pre-formed plastic pod that echoes and leaves those in the room with nothing to the imagination.
Oh, and don't expect eccentric luxuries like a mirror in the room, or one of those posh hairdryer thingies ... we are talking BASIC here.
As in most things in life - you get what you pay for. There are no bargains to be had here.
Life is too short to stay here again. If you have any soul at all, do your self a favour : invest a few quid more and stay in a proper hotel.
Nomandy is enchanting and deserves better memories than this.