Very, very strange place.
We check in and go to the room and it is clean but very strange. Right away I notice that a lamp and alarm clock on the night stand are not working. This is because there is no outlet to plug either one into on that wall. Also the bathroom's outlet was covered up by the mirror. I try to connect to the wifi that the hotel claims to have in its advertisements but cannot find a hotspot. I was going to use the phone in the room to call the front desk but there was also no phone in the room. When I called the front desk from my cell phone, the desk clerk told me that they do not have wifi and that it is a mistake in all their advertisements. I ask about the lack of a phone and she said they had to remove the phones from the rooms a long time ago. I was relieved to find out that the pool wasn't a false advertisement, however it is located directly adjacent to the dumpsters for the hotel's restaurant.