joke hotel, good for dieting alcoholics, bar staff , and waiters very pleasant. Be careful of the food, its designed to help commandos cope with POW food when they are captured. If you want to eat out I can reccomend Yates bar , just around the corner, most of the other residents will be there too. Watch out for the hotel chef , trained at hotel bastardos, see what happens if you misplace a spoon! Bar staff are amazing and drinks flow freely until 11pm, Barmen are diamond geezers . Lovely resort, dodgy hotel, bring a box of matches!!!!