This is the second time staying at the hotel-which was fine the first time but, between then and now, seems to have undergone a transformation into Liverpool's dystopian answer to hospitality.
As a party of 4, we had one room on the 9th, floor with only 3 pillows between 2 beds; and one room on the 12th floor which, when I say it was cold, I mean the type of cold that would be suitable only to penguins and Arctic fox. But we did have 2 pillows on each bed so I guess there was only one type of comfort allowed per room.
In further dedication to guests' maximum discomfort, there's always the lifts that can deplete what little bit of hope you might have left for this place. The Bayeux Tapestry could be accurately replicated in the time it takes to wait for these lifts. Once in, it's anyones guess whether you'll end up at the floor your require, but a certainty that you'll get to see every floor on the journey!
This hotel is advertised as 5 star- I can only assume that the comparisons were Philippino prisons which are only marginally less luxurious.