“Out of town guest”

Room phone and ice vendor machines broke; ok if yo have low budget, and in need of one emergency night just to put your head down, and go on your merry way in the morning.

“Lowest expectations not even met.”

The lobby is seldom manned, so if you have a problem, you can leave a voicemail and hope. Half of the lights in the room don't work, including the lamp next to the bed. I was checked in for Saturday and Sunday, so when I left Sunday morning to run a race, I thought it would be reasonable to leave my Professor Pyraminx puzzzle sitting on the counter by the sink while I was out. Apparently not. When I returned, the room was half way serviced. The destructive half where they steal your puzzle, strip the bedding, dump your soda and take the bottle for the 5 cent deposit, and nothing is cleaned yet. Trash can was still full, used towels were gone, but not replaced. There was nobody in the lobby. The next morning, there was nobody in the lobby. The sign was still up, but the door to the lobby was locked. Hard to put the key in the basket when you can't get to the basket. Overall, customers appear to be an inconvenience here. I would sleep in a cardboard box under an overpass before going back there.

“Out Dated - No Good”

Conditions were very poor. We paid for a one king bed. First room they gave us was two double beds, and the refrigerator was out. They had no replacement, so they moved us to another double bed room. The first time we turned the water on, the facuet came off in our hands. There was only one florencent light over the sink in the bedroom, no lamps.

“Totally poor place. Wouldn't go back if it was last place in Cascade Locks.”

This place was in a state of incompletion. No lamp shades. Light over bed had a cord that didn't reach any wallplug. No remote control for TV. Super cold room on arrival. Heating unit was very noisy with no thermostat. It was either on or off, controlled from the unit. Spartan would be a high level accolade for this place. Although the name of the place is The Columbia Gorge Inn, on it's internet connection it is called The Cambodian Gorge Inn. I think that says it all.

“Never Again”

should i be a single on a travel trip, i would not mind staying with this hotel. But definitely not with my family.

“not impressed”

The floor needed vacuuming and there was a left over coke glass on the floor. The room needed dusting and the lamp was held together with duct tape and a coat hanger. I can't be sure, but I don't think the sheets were clean.