I don't know whether it's Expedia's fault, but when I re-read the listing just now on which I based my one-night booking, I confirmed my suspicion that it said there was 'Free Internet' - meaning in my room to me - and there was 'Free Parking' which I assumed was on the hotel grounds.
On arrival, I was informed that the free Internet was only in the public areas, and the 'free' parking was just on the street outside, which might not actually be available, and certainly was not secure. The fact that I would have had to pay for Internet in my room if required, was hidden further down the page doesn't impress me very much. While Lisa told me this was because of some customers in the past misusing it to download movies and using up the bandwidth, I still believe it should have been highlighted. At the same time, I could also understand people misusing it, because the TV available in the rooms is awful: I'd certainly suggest the hotel arranges for a DSTV basic package because SABC is rubbish, and e-tv isn't much better!
Otherwise, the hotel is fine and in a superb position to enjoy the excellent Kalk Bay attractions. Being up the hill you get a lovely view of False Bay from your room and the walk back up from below can be well overcome with some alcoholic refreshments from the Brass Bell restaurants.
One minor gripe - I'd suggest the management provide coffee and tea making facilities in the rooms. Lukewarm cappuccino at 07:15 isn't very nice.